Free upvotes! Come get your free upvotes!

Embertine·7/20/2016, 5:09:21 AM·47 votes·4,022 views

I've decided to give out free upvotes to anyone whom comments in this post. (Rules and restrictions apply.)

Sure it's but one upvote per comment, but even though it's such a small upvote, http://vignette1.wikia.nocookie.net/happytreefanon/images/2/23/178039-stitch-imgur-upvote-gif-BUng.gif/revision/latest?cb=20151022044244

It's one more on your way to powering up to heights you once considered unreachable! http://38.media.tumblr.com/3032e2d67faf7b07b6c294a30c365ead/tumblr_n7pemurLG81ra2llso1_500.gif

Eventually you will have upvote power the likes you have never dreamed! http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/051/715/e0c.gif

So go ahead and comment, you are practically Garen-tied an upvote.

######DISCLAIMER, RULES, AND RESTRICTIONS: I will only upvote each comment once. I will not use a smurf account to add additional upvotes. Others may upvote or downvote your comment, which is beyond my control. Negative comments will instead receive a downvote. It will take me time to get to all the comments to upvote them as I cannot be on every second of the day. This is not a mad plan to farm upvotes for the WMU and is not at all tied to the upvote wars in anyway. Sentinels are standing by to arrest Jinx and Jhin should they attempt to kill anyone whom comments. Lee'sin will unfortunately not attend do him being blind as sh@t and being unable to read the post in the first place. Rek'sai is also in the same boat. Don't ask me why they are in a boat, I'm not shipping them. Godzilla would be an awesome champion to play, or atleast a champion whom resembled Godzilla would be. Why are you still reading this? Who honestly reads the Disclaimers? Seriously don't you people just normally scroll down and click Accept whenever you install a program on your computer, completely skipping the legal contract? Don't you all normally not care about the Disclaimers? Well I guess if you are still reading this I might as well tell you about myself. I'm 6 feet and two inches tall without wearing boots or shoes, I have coffee black hair, blue eyes, and am into Godzilla, anime, video games, reading, writing, and League of Legends. I work at a truck wash, making $13.10 an hour. I breath fire and have the ability to fly, but only for as far as I can jump. I can see through air as if it were invisible, and have the capacity to lift exactly how much I can lift. There is that enough for you? No? Well fine! Have a Gif of a vampire running with his hot girlfriend!

http://cdn.smosh.com/sites/default/files/ftpuploads/bloguploads/0413/funny-nigel-thornberry-gifs-run-twilight.gif

109 Comments

New Identity7/20/2016, 5:10:48 AM12 votes

Duck Fynamic Queue

VladTheMage7/20/2016, 9:50:14 AM8 votes

I am an yasuo smurf kappa

Drugoth7/20/2016, 5:36:00 AM8 votes

Shameless.

I like it.

SpookyNeedle7/20/2016, 6:42:00 AM8 votes

I don't exactly need the upvote, but I'll take your kind gesture anyways.

MavenSong7/20/2016, 6:08:40 AM8 votes
BioticBrony7/20/2016, 5:29:18 AM7 votes

Smite is better than League of Legends

Myrddin7/20/2016, 6:06:00 AM7 votes

I miss playing with you in the afternoons

:( come back

Kingnewgameplus7/20/2016, 3:26:06 PM7 votes

I cry at night because I realize how lonely and sad my life is, and how I basically wasted it on games. The only thing keeping the bullet out of the chamber is the chance that I get upvotes to fill the void in my heart. Jk lol. http://i.makeagif.com/media/10-02-2015/Z93uwT.gif

Kadavik7/20/2016, 9:32:18 AM6 votes

We need to upvote each other more often. It really seems random most of the time. Heck having a post with more comments than upvotes is common.

Skelenth7/20/2016, 9:37:25 AM6 votes
Supreme Senpai697/20/2016, 7:30:42 PM6 votes

I've actually noticed if someone downvotes you, it doesn't take away an upvote, so there's really no point in doing it except to shove a post to the bottom. Which was its intended use anyway. But people tend to give an upvote to the post to balance it out, resulting in a net gain of two upvotes to your total upvotes instead of just one. When I see people downvote the same people over and over, it gives me chortles, because they're actually increasing the number of upvotes that person has :]

Demon King Maou7/20/2016, 7:25:57 AM5 votes

JUST DO IT

Zacster7/20/2016, 6:14:50 PM4 votes

What if I say don't upvote this comment?

nintentwins7/20/2016, 6:19:47 PM4 votes

Hai. I hope whoever reads this has a splendid day n stuff. :D

RoodToob7/21/2016, 12:10:24 AM4 votes

I prefer this version of that stitch gif

http://i.imgur.com/Y60Mbxv.gif/img

ChaosThief7/21/2016, 12:11:56 PM3 votes

A gesture of good will? Nonsense! All a ploy to gather more upvotes yourself!

(Here you go, have an upvote, it's still very nice.)

Asudurga7/20/2016, 12:20:24 PM3 votes

...DOTA2

The Aqualious7/20/2016, 2:23:34 PM3 votes

Walks in With Lee Sin and Rek'sai, hands them brail translations

Never exclude the blind... They are lovely people... Except when one of em tries to eat you

Fowus7/20/2016, 5:35:19 PM3 votes

thanks embertine

A Liberal7/20/2016, 5:53:37 PM3 votes

summoner 14 summoner 14 summoner 14

King Odin7/20/2016, 5:53:40 PM3 votes
1wolfpack7/20/2016, 6:12:37 PM3 votes

yes

Eunbi Bias7/20/2016, 6:17:47 PM3 votes

I just came for the stitch meme

Kitty Darkstar7/21/2016, 12:55:06 AM2 votes

You're taller than me

Bottom Laner7/20/2016, 9:34:32 PM2 votes

Ahh man I don't know...a comment is a big responsibility. What if someone replies to it?