@Riot, I want your coolest Rioters to comment here.

Melledoneus··35 votes·7,310 views

We need to know who's part of the cool kids club. Players allowed, but only the coolest Rioters are allowed to be here.

This is very important and commenting here will not be considered wasting time as it is essential for every cool Rioter to report in.

(Trainer) Riot Rainslight has reported in.

67 Comments

Vesarixx12 votes
Melledoneus5 votes

Impossible. This is THE coolest thread. There is no cool factor limit.

Melledoneus1 votes

Hm... my internet won't let me open the gif or see it, so I need you to explain it to me without using the word "mitochondria."

Sahn Uzal2 votes

''the powerhouse of the cell''

hoes and bows3 votes

that's a "y tho" image, and the main powerhouse of the cell. https://media1.giphy.com/media/xTiTno1ju4OXEUL5Sg/200w.gif

Cheekynorth2 votes

Where in that is mitochondria mentioned

Sahn Uzal6 votes

Reav3, Meddler, Laboka, Jaredan, Rainslight, KateyKhaos, Repertoir, CertainlyT, Shurelia, Schmuk, Ryze, Riot Eambo -Fuck I'm still too lazy to finish this list...

Just because someone is not on the list yet doesn't mean he/she does not belong on the list. Please don't start a Witch hunt that'll end up in me burning alive :(

Melledoneus6 votes

Meddler still hasn't claimed his cookie.

RiotRiot Fauxfox35 votes

WOOOOOOOOW. I SEE HOW IT IS. NOT EVEN IN THE TOP 4

Decrit13 votes

"associate gameplay capture artist"

capture artist? so you are the one who sheperds all the rioters around the campus so they can catch pokèmons on pokèmon go? :O

i am jesting <3

RiotRiot Fauxfox26 votes

Oh I wish I was that kind of Capture Artist, but then I'd rather be called "Professional Pokemon Master".

...Maybe one day...

Marshbouy4 votes

oh boy. i got caught out in the rain trying to catch pokemon today. it was not fun

Ralanr2 votes

Did you get any water types?

Melledoneus3 votes

Must have been the salt water types.

Marshbouy1 votes

nope. i just got really wet.

Ralanr1 votes

That sucks.

Defended1 votes

[{quoted}](name=Riot Rainslight,realm=NA,application-id=Ir7ZrJjF,discussion-id=AbPl0bVL,comment-id=00030001,timestamp=2016-07-10T22:41:53.710+0000)

WOOOOOOOOW. I SEE HOW IT IS. NOT EVEN IN THE TOP 4

i love you LOL

RiotRiot Fauxfox22 votes

I love me too

Melledoneus3 votes

Rainslight, we have some things to discuss regarding what you did to our cool kids club banner with a permanent sharpie...

Pierce The Veal2 votes

[{quoted}](name=Riot Rainslight,realm=NA,application-id=Ir7ZrJjF,discussion-id=AbPl0bVL,comment-id=0003000100010000,timestamp=2016-07-11T00:45:25.174+0000)

I love me too

How much draven do you play

jeremiahBIO4 votes

WHERE IS KATEY AT???? SHES THE BEST.

RiotRiot Fauxfox13 votes

WOOOOOOOOOOW

Captain Aishi4 votes

when I read 'coolest rioter' all that popped into my mind is...

http://orig07.deviantart.net/5c78/f/2012/337/5/a/anivia_by_raydozkurotsuki-d5mx4tj.png

Defended1 votes

[{quoted}](name=Riot Rainslight,realm=NA,application-id=Ir7ZrJjF,discussion-id=AbPl0bVL,comment-id=000300010002000000000000,timestamp=2016-07-11T06:02:04.769+0000)

http://i.imgur.com/TrrymCX.jpg

babe

Sahn Uzal1 votes

;_; That wasn't even meant as a top 4.. I just started typing names and realised this list was going to be way too long...

RiotRiot Fauxfox2 votes

MHMMMM. A LIKELY STORY. I SEE HOW IT IS!

Pale Pirate1 votes

I demand you post an anime speed-drawing of yours here. Or I will hate you for eternity. And that won't be cool.

Only Play Darius4 votes

What about Repertoir and CertainlyT? They're pretty influential

Kingnewgameplus8 votes

Yo I heard that this "Rainslight" guy kicks puppies, steals candy, and approved fizz's e.

Im just too OP1 votes

RainSlight, I believe you need a paycheck. Someone tell meddler, he needs a paycheck OR YOU WON'T STOP WITH KICKING PUPPIES! @MEDDLER GIVE HIM THE GODDAMN PAYCHECK!

Squeaker1011 votes

You forgot our lord and savior RiotRepertoir.

Am disappoint

Bottom Laner5 votes

C-Can I be cool too? ;~;

Squidsmastah5 votes

that name tho

noname98885 votes

No one is cool on the boards, excluding me obviously... So, this post is invalid. Please take it down or I will be consulting my lawyer because you're a racist and I am offended. Simple. I can milk you of all your $$$ and your earnings. Don't test me.

JayHog19923 votes

(Waits patiently for the Riot Eambo to comment.)

Melledoneus2 votes

More upvotes! We must promote the cool kids' club!

Toa of Death1 votes

If they were still rioters I'd list Iron Stylus and Penguin. Instead I'll list KateyKhaos(though she's grieving right now so she may not show up), Jaredan, Meddler, Repetoir, Baconhawk, and Bioluminescence.

Ralanr1 votes

What happened to her?

Toa of Death1 votes

Her cat, Rengar, passed away.

Ralanr1 votes

Aww.

bulldoggamer1 votes

As a (hopefully) future Rioter i feel like i should comment here.

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