Vladimir the hemomancer is to offensive because of blood, henceforth he will be lemomancer

hhaavviikk·Apr 10, 2016·112 votes·4,742 views

all his abilities are now lemonade themed, he steals lemonade to feel refreshed gaining health.

brought to you by Tencent.

46 Comments

TokogawarufApr 10, 201647 votes

Also he gets a new skin that swaps the lemonade for Orange Juice.

Gangplank Counter confirmed

JacknifeApr 11, 201632 votes

Lemons? LEMONS??

https://45.media.tumblr.com/2cc317c95202719f8ddd74b35db3b0ea/tumblr_o3snk35rwB1ry15hqo1_500.gif

LEEEEMMOOOOOOOOONNSSSS!!!!

RottedApplesApr 12, 20161 votes

YEAH, LEMONS!

Sassmast3rApr 10, 201615 votes

Pretty much this xD

"Due to Brand being the incarnation of fire and man, thus automatically hinting towards lucifer and other moderately scary things, we've decided to rework him into the god of elements in general, so that he's more inclusive and one can't draw the assumption of satan."

Supreme Senpai69Apr 11, 20164 votes

So he's now the Avatar?

I know that's a joke but damn that sounds pretty cool actually.

Old Man TeetoApr 11, 20169 votes

Brands passive remains unchanged. His Q now throws a large glob of mud, if the target is on fire the mud hardens stunning them. His W causes a geyser to form gushing water from the ground, if the target is on fire the water boils dealing more damage. His E causes Brand to choke the target of air, if they're on fire the air spreads that fire to nearby enemies.

Brands ultimate is now Geology Ball, the particle now changes color during flight and is shaped to different rocks and minerals. Impact sound has been changed to that of a rock hammer smashing said rock.

IConquer1101Apr 11, 20162 votes

... damn. Can this be a skin?

Velzard of KozApr 11, 20161 votes

Why not inspire by japanese pentagram and his ult being some metal shot
This actually sounds very cratively, logical and cool. Have my upvote.

Velzard of KozApr 11, 20161 votes

"...so that he's more inclusive and one can't draw the assumption of satan."

Sooo, when they'll rework Teemo too?

RendarkanApr 11, 20162 votes

Welp Teemo is banned then.

PailidinApr 11, 201613 votes

League of Lemons

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Blood MagicksApr 11, 20164 votes

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Mecha MaIphiteApr 11, 201610 votes

So now he'll be hurling around piss instead of blood.

Awesome.

ZT XperimentorApr 10, 20167 votes

Will he be voiced as Cave Johnson?

AbsorbedHorizonApr 11, 20162 votes

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Will he be voiced as Cave Johnson?

I DONT WANT YOUR DAMN LEMONS

Smart KittyApr 10, 20167 votes

Actually lemons feels more inappropriate than blood.

RisenDarkKnightApr 10, 20163 votes

Not gonna lie, I would buy that skin

Synnx7Apr 11, 20163 votes

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Not gonna lie, I would buy that skin

Then youre an ***** for giving money to a company that destroyed this game, which is also the most incompetent one among all game companies

The GovernerApr 11, 20165 votes

Ironically and hilariously the most incompetent game company has made the most profits out of all of those companies consistently over the last few years.

Go figure.

RisenDarkKnightApr 11, 20162 votes

Do you still play League? Well if you do, you should thank everyone who buys RP, as the game would stop running pretty quickly if no one ever gave Riot any money. I appreciate the people that keep this game running (I don't really buy much RP).

If you don't still play league, why are you trolling people on the boards? I'm not even giving Riot money, I was just suggesting that a Lemonade Vlad Skin would be pretty cool, Riot hasn't decided to make on or anything.

Supreme Senpai69Apr 11, 20163 votes

This is memes and games, not gameplay. We don't have to pretend this game is ruined and horrible to farm upvotes. It's a safe place.

ElikainApr 11, 20163 votes

It's written "Lemo - n - mancer".

IT IS UNACCEPTABLE THAT YOU DIDN'T POST THIS http://muserblackstardustiero.tumblr.com/post/61831236673/who-doesnt-love-this-guy-lemongrabssssss

UNACCEPTABLE!!!

OdinakosApr 10, 20162 votes

Make that skin NOW!

AnonymousPoroApr 11, 20163 votes

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Make that skin NOW!

Pool Party Vladimir.

Q sucks out lemonade W has him become a pool of lemonade E slings lemons everywhere R covers everyone in lemonade

McKeifusApr 11, 20161 votes

Sounds hawt. summoner 11

ZorasamaApr 11, 20162 votes

LEMON PARTY SKIholy shit i'm sorry

Photos of GhostsApr 11, 20162 votes

-_- do you guys even read?

THE LEGAL PROBLEMS AREN'T WITH CHINA, that's just for the bones and it's not forbidden, it just takes too long burocratically
THE PROBLEM IS WITH NEW CONTENT, Vlad is fine until he gets VU'd.

Stars ShaperApr 11, 20164 votes

Indeed, it was Turkey so we should have all of our female characters covered fully.

Over InnsmouthApr 11, 20162 votes

I love Vlad.

Needless to say, this change has left me a little bitter.

WolfessApr 11, 20163 votes

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I love Vlad.

Needless to say, this change has left me a little bitter.

bitter you say?

Lemomancer

don't you mean.........................................................sour?

LudovicoApr 11, 20162 votes

In german "bitter" means sour. I guess there´s where the joke got lost in translation.

RendarkanApr 11, 20162 votes

Typical Americans.

HawkefireApr 12, 20162 votes

https://miraclebright.files.wordpress.com/2012/07/fc220x200grass_green.jpg

Jungle Lux GodApr 10, 20161 votes

And his auto attacks are Mega Man pellets.

JakraApr 10, 20161 votes

I can totally imagine a boy scout skin all of a sudden...

[slayer-jinx-unamused]

MaianDPS147Apr 11, 20161 votes

Boy Scout considers state of Organization Reputation

[zombie-brand-facepalm]

RavenstikerApr 11, 20161 votes

Lemon's 2 Stronk 4 Me

B1naryB0tApr 11, 20161 votes

Not gonna lie, I would buy this skin.

IronicGentlemanApr 11, 20161 votes

Don't you mean "Memomancer"?

ShinirupApr 11, 20161 votes

Why...why would you give them ideas...when they do ruin Vlad by making him into lemonade, I am blaming you! item 3124

EnrovyApr 11, 20161 votes

"Due to direct connection to satan, teemo has been removed." (Patch notes 11.11)

KnalxzApr 11, 20161 votes

We shall call him, Lemonvlad.

Espurr VIApr 11, 20161 votes

But then it would look like he's throwing urine at people, and thus make it even more offensive.

Make him an aquamancer.

ShadowfoxAutApr 11, 20161 votes

they removed bloodstains from splasharts... so if i consider a vampire offensive, casue of all the blood then what? are they going to take vlad out of the game?