Garen mains......................................................

Uh, I am quite sure that it goes:

"I spin, therefore I win."

"I burn, therefore I am." "I eat, therefore I am." "I dunk, therefore I am." etc etc

"You chase, therefore I win."

Unrelated but:

http://s2.quickmeme.com/img/00/00e218f3296e4b96f7952ba6bf004c30a42363192df5a813451b322121e1081c.jpg

little bit oh korra in your life

Any time i play either with a garen or against a garen, i emit a soft sigh of disappointment at the realization that people actually play garen.

imho he's the most braindead champ in the game. press 2 or 3 buttons, and boom they're dead and you're on your way to getting 13 quadrillion health and armor.

"I spin better, therefore I am better."