Second one!
: Pardon me, Ashe. Akali and I were hoping to ask you something.
: Oh, Ahri. Yes, what is it?
: We were just wondering... you live all the way up in the Freljord, right? So why is it you dress the way you do?
: You wanted to know about my wardrobe? If I had to give a direct answer, it doesn't weigh me down or restrict my movements. I've got to be swift at times on the battlefield.
: Sure, but doesn't it get freezing out there? That getup doesn't look like it'd offer the best protection from the cold.
: W-Well, I'm used to the cold. I wouldn't be called "Frost Archer" if I weren't.
: I don't know about you, but I'd be freezing my tails off up there wearing that. It is cute, though.
: Eh-hehe... th-thanks, Ahri...
: But that does leave the question of how you keep yourself warm up there...
: Hmm... I wonder...
(pause) (Ahri and Akali inch toward Ashe, who slowly backs up)
: H-Hey, what's going on? What are you two - EEK!
: I'll bet she keeps a lot of fat in these.
: Definitely. And back here too.
: H-Hey, s-stop that! Let go of - KYAH!
(Ashe breaks away and runs off. Akali follows.)
: (giggles) She's pretty soft for an ice queen.