Skits!

darkdill·2/25/2015, 8:10:45 PM·1 votes·408 views

Who here plays any games from the Tales series? Some of the skits in those are absolutely hilarious.

Here are some examples from Tales of Vesperia: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vWoXhZWypXw

With that in mind, how about some of you create some short League skits? Pick whatever subject you want, but try to have it make sense.

I'll see if I can provide an example or two below.

2 Comments

darkdill2/25/2015, 8:13:32 PM1 votes

Here's my first one.


Caitlyn : Say, Vi, I've been meaning to ask you something...

Vi : Wussat, Cupcake?

Caitlyn : Vi, I've told you before not to... nevermind.

Vi : Nah, go on. What's up?

Caitlyn : I've always wondered why you keep your gauntlets at that size. Heimerdinger told me you could easily make a smaller design and they'd be just as powerful.

Vi : What? Pfft, that's a load of crap. I like 'em this size. What's so wrong about that?

MissFortune : I dunno about you two, but it sounds to me like you're using them to... compensate.

Vi : What's that supposed to mean?

Janna : You've got a point, Sarah. They do seem to make up for her being... lacking.

Vi : W-What?! Hey, shut up! That's got nothing to do with it!

Caitlyn : Oh, why didn't I see it before? Of course that's why you have them so big!

MissFortune : Poor you. Hoping they'll draw attention away from you?

Janna : What a pity.

Vi : I'M NOT COMPENSATING FOR ANYTHING!!!

darkdill2/25/2015, 8:16:00 PM1 votes

Second one!


Ahri : Pardon me, Ashe. Akali and I were hoping to ask you something.

Ashe : Oh, Ahri. Yes, what is it?

Akali : We were just wondering... you live all the way up in the Freljord, right? So why is it you dress the way you do?

Ashe : You wanted to know about my wardrobe? If I had to give a direct answer, it doesn't weigh me down or restrict my movements. I've got to be swift at times on the battlefield.

Akali : Sure, but doesn't it get freezing out there? That getup doesn't look like it'd offer the best protection from the cold.

Ashe : W-Well, I'm used to the cold. I wouldn't be called "Frost Archer" if I weren't.

Ahri : I don't know about you, but I'd be freezing my tails off up there wearing that. It is cute, though.

Ashe : Eh-hehe... th-thanks, Ahri...

Ahri : But that does leave the question of how you keep yourself warm up there...

Akali : Hmm... I wonder...

(pause) (Ahri and Akali inch toward Ashe, who slowly backs up)

Ashe : H-Hey, what's going on? What are you two - EEK!

Ahri : I'll bet she keeps a lot of fat in these.

Akali : Definitely. And back here too.

Ashe : H-Hey, s-stop that! Let go of - KYAH!

(Ashe breaks away and runs off. Akali follows.)

Ahri : (giggles) She's pretty soft for an ice queen.