My dark secret...

Mira Arya Enthe·Nov 6, 2016·27 votes·2,892 views

http://i.imgur.com/EG6A3Wv.png

That is since 2015 alone. Joined in 2011 ish.

And this isn't counting my Teemo only smurf.

I have made my confession. I am ready to be burned at the stake.

66 Comments

TyrekGoldenspearNov 6, 201615 votes

Mira, I thought you were a decent person, I trusted you and your posts! ;_;

Mira Arya EntheNov 6, 20165 votes

I was never on your side >=D

TyrekGoldenspearNov 6, 20161 votes

So it was all an elaborate ruse!

At least you saw the light with Shyvana. ;D

Mira Arya EntheNov 6, 20161 votes

Always have played Shyvana. But during devourer era abandoned her a little for Riven and Ashe.

oSEXYPLATYPUSoNov 6, 20162 votes

told you that you couldnt handle the heat a long time a go brah

TyrekGoldenspearNov 6, 20165 votes

Should've known you'd be here. :P

Your prob right though.

oSEXYPLATYPUSoNov 6, 20166 votes

lol ya know im just the friendly forum troll that every one loves to hate

TyrekGoldenspearNov 6, 20163 votes

Nah I don't hate you.

You're just a wee bit annoying to people you talk to, and I grab popcorn when you bother somebody in PB&M.

oSEXYPLATYPUSoNov 6, 20166 votes

lol so i give people shit who are banned for being toxic assclowns in the game and cry how they are unfairly punished... oh no someone is picking on those who pick on others and ruin the game experience for so many

TyrekGoldenspearNov 6, 20162 votes

Yup, and I find that quite funny.

oSEXYPLATYPUSoNov 6, 20167 votes

im ok with it.. i like naughty girls [zombie-nunu-hearts]

EvilUnicornLordNov 6, 20162 votes

Don't be ridiculous, you've only played like 3 Teemo games as of recent and lost all of them with awful KDAs (according to OP.GG because Match History isn't working for me).

Go ask for some protips from JayHog1992. If someone knows how to play Teemo in a non-rage-inducing way, he does.

Mira Arya EntheNov 6, 20161 votes

That is ranked match history... I don't play him in ranked...

http://matchhistory.na.leagueoflegends.com/en/#match-details/NA1/2339166542/48865711

My most recent match

EvilUnicornLordNov 6, 20164 votes

It's not the fact that you're playing Teemo that distresses me. But more the fact that I see Poppy in bans.

It's like a punch in the gut that you know your main is gonna get nerfed.

Mira Arya EntheNov 6, 20161 votes

Poppy doesn't need nerfs

EvilUnicornLordNov 6, 20161 votes

She doesn't need any, having a winrate of 45-48%, yes. But is she going to get nerfs?

Ask Shen and Rek'Sai, other beefy champions who have been prevalent in worlds.

And now she's on the banlist? Ugh, this is gonna be painful, I just know it.

DireXconNov 6, 20161 votes

I hope they gut poppy just like they did with azir and kalista lmao

EvilUnicornLordNov 6, 20165 votes

Woah, woah, woah! You aren't being serious, now, are you?

Because, as much as she's going to get nerfed, it's not justified.

DireXconNov 7, 20161 votes

2 op

EvilUnicornLordNov 7, 20161 votes

Perhaps against dash-heavy champs like Riven and Aatrox but you must have never seen her against Gnar or Rumble.

Seriously, whenever I see one of those guys on the enemy team, I pick the default skin and start off by saying "/all First time Poppy." because I know I'm gonna have a bad time.

GULAG 4 UNov 7, 20161 votes

Who the fuck plays aatrox in the first place? The entire toplane meta counters him, and he's already a shitting champion to being with.

EvilUnicornLordNov 7, 20161 votes

He's better in the jungle, but I've seen him in top a few times.

GULAG 4 UNov 7, 20161 votes

He's bad in the jungle too, none of the jungle items are even remotely decent on him

EvilUnicornLordNov 7, 20161 votes

Bloodrazer lets him use his W (I think it was his W, third attack heals/deals more damage, Idk) more often, so that's debatable.

DireXconNov 7, 20161 votes

Do you really take ME seriously?

UnstableFoxNov 6, 20162 votes

Eeeeeeeevil. Nah you shall be spared, there are worse Teemos out there ;) Ahri

Cap7ain Teem0Nov 7, 20161 votes

hello

Handy Sandy Nov 6, 20162 votes

should have built frozen mallet

Big LincolnNov 6, 20162 votes

i own three teemo skins i think

i don't even play teemo

EvilUnicornLordNov 7, 20161 votes

I got Panda Teemo as a mystery gift from Riot Games.

My thoughts were "If you were going to give me a Teemo skin, you could have at least given me one that doesn't dis my enemies like Omega Squad."

Big LincolnNov 7, 20162 votes

hahahaha none of mine are mysteries

i own happy elf and devil teemo, bought of my own volition

EvilUnicornLordNov 7, 20161 votes

Happy Elf Teemo isn't that disrespectful if you're using it around the holidays, but Devil Teemo is just insulting.

The reason Omega Squad isn't as bad as, say, Cottontail Teemo is because you're at least getting killed by a guy that's serious about it and isn't dressing up as a furry.

Cap7ain Teem0Nov 7, 20161 votes

You want Teemo come and get him