When your friends try to play the champion you main and feed

I main . It kills me inside to see people building and having 200 stacks by 30 minutes.

what do you do when your friend picks up your main champ and does better than you do?

Did you just...e...then...q...as Anivia... The waste of mana and potential...oh the humanity... faints

They think applies on hit effects.

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Me when watching Vi players play.

"No, don't ult the Fizz..."

"Why the fuck are you building assassin against a tanky comp."

"Don't Q at the Soraka!"

"If you're going to rush cinderhulk, don't get sheen immediately! Get phage dammit!"

"Why the hell did you get mobi boots?"

"Why are you maxing W???"

"Did you just ult the tank in a teamfight...?"

"She has zhonyas—aaaaand you ulted her. Dammit."

"Ult the mobile assassin BEFORE they blink, dammit!"

HEY HEY HEY HEY!!!! If you're going to play as my main man , at least do me the favor of being good as him! Please?

While we're discussing Nasus, I have a friend who plays a lot of Nasus in Diamond... Sheen is a great item to get early to build stacks, as well as early cooldown reduction (Iceborn Gauntlet is a fun one, as well as Frozen heart , Spirit visage , etc.)