You just found out where that damn troll player lives! What do you do?

Go to his elementary school and have a stern talk with his / her 4th grade teacher.

Congratulate him on being one of the rare people who plays Trundle.

Get a bunch of clear blue plastic boxes and glue them together. Put on an Anivia costume and just when the troll is backing his car up, push the boxes behind his car. Then run away squawking madly.

Continue gathering information until I can feel certain about who in that residence was the one that was the troll.

It would branch out from there depending on the details, but it would be anything from freezing the steps outside the house and its doors shut, to uprooting a large portion of the yard, to spreading rumors about them in their workplace, etc.

I disrupt / break / steal his internet router.

I'll teleport to his house and polymorph him just to scare the sh!t out of him.

Then run before he turns back.

use my new found powers of acquiring information to better the world

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Not for niceties? Hmm...

I'd visit him for a livid discussion. About how the retcon just bluntly replaced him and how new skins are now terrible due to the new VO being on them.

Who cares? I troll anytime I'm sad too.

i download auto hotkey, and bind walk and laugh to the same thing, then make every champion's laugh 's

If its someone who just AFKs just because he gave first blood in rank, or a guy who says he is a smurf then went off to build AP Master Yi jungle, and a mid-reject who's last option is to go Yasuo "support:

1. I will find his home.

2. Found him smiling that wicked trolling smile fabolously on his computer desk.

3. Imma take him down to the ground.

4. Just gonna pound his face with my fist.

5. Over, and over, and over again.....

6. If I see no blood, then I won't stop beating the shiet out of him.

7. After he had enough, I will use his account left open on his computer to use up all of his remaining RPs to send mystery gifts to me as compensation :D

8. Run as fast as I can before the cops catch me xD

Grab all the candles I can find and light them in his room while chanting "kalista is here, kalista is here" then proceed to turn on some fog machines and start screaming "vengeance" while pulling out a giant glow-in-the-dark spear

I'd sign them up for junk mail, Playgirl monthly and stuff like that. Then I'd repeatedly have large food deliveries sent to their home. Make countless prank calls in the middle of the night. I'd make their life complete hell until they're forced to move.

or you just press the ignore button when you meet them ingame & facefalm every time their going todo something.

Or just face the facts: If you have a winning streak, you known your chance for trolls start to become higher.

steal his potato chips

change all his league sounds into deaths

i live in california. come see me :)

Sell them to the Armenians.