Hi Garen, Azir says Shurima.

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Garen: Thanks Skarner, tell him I said DEMACIA! Skarner: Sure thing. Garen: So, how's the move been treating you? Skarner: Not so well, I'd rather not talk about it. Garen: Okay, look here comes Darius. Darius: What up bros? You ready for the game today? Skarner: Yeah, man. Morde is bringing over some new gear. Real excited to try it out. Garen: How's is he doing? I heard he has been under the weather lately. Darius: Not so good. Here he is. Garen: Hey Morde, how's it hanging? Mordekaiser: Not so well. Skarner: Jesus Morde, I thought you only spoke Portuguese. Mordekaiser: Yeah, I really haven't been feeling like myself lately Darius: Seriously man, you need get to the fucking doctor. Mordekaiser: I know, I'd rather not talk about it. Garen: Get that checked out man. Skarner said you have some new toys? Mordekaiser: Yeah man, check this shit out. item 3742 item 3053 item 3748 Darius: Hey, man is it alright if I take item 3748? Mordekaiser: Yeah, not like I'm going to use it. Garen: In that case, I'd really like to get item 3742. Skarner: And can I take item 3053? Mordekaiser: Yeah, not like I need anything. Knocking on door, then it busts opens. Vi: What up boys? Oooh, looks like you got some nice new tooyyss. Darius: What do you want Vi? Vi: Well, me and Lee and Renek heard that you got some new toys and we want to play with them. Garen: Those are only for us immobile guys. You'll ruin everything! Vi: Well, you know me. Always wrecking things. Vaults away with all the items. Skarner: Well, that sucks. Mordekaiser: Whatever. Didn't do anything for me. Darius: Dude, get that shit checked out.

15 Comments

KraZii Poet6 votes

this was accurate and entertaining, props

Daedalus8713 votes

Thanks.

DeathToHeretics2 votes

This is depressing and 100% accurate.

Daedalus8711 votes

That's who I am.

Lord Boltrix1 votes

...doesn't Azir say Shurima to everyone and everything? I'm pretty sure we all know what his cry would be if he were a Pokemon.

The Lexer1 votes

And Garen says "Demacia!" to everything. No big deal

Lord Boltrix1 votes

Yeah, but at least when Katarina is around, he is suave about it.

OmegaMilton1 votes

Morde is reminding me alot of Eeyor in this comic. I heard Eeyors voice everytime he spoke. MY POOR METAL MAN!

HighH11 votes

Saw Azir in title but not in story. item 3070 Azir item 3070

Daedalus8711 votes

Azir's not a juggernaut silly.

HighH11 votes

Azir is everything.Great emperor Azir is everything as the blessing of the holy sun shines on him more than any brutish Juggernaut

SHURIMA

Daedalus8711 votes

Still not a juggernaut.

HighH11 votes

Vi is a Juggernaut?

Daedalus8711 votes

Azir isn't a juggernaut or relevant to the story.

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