Your main has cooked you dinner-
What did they make you?
: I get all the bread and cakes i can eat
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Oranges on an orange pilaf, with orange sauce and an orange garnish
Overall, it was k
: A dish he likes to call.. the lategame disaster.
Banana bread.
I Don't even know it is burnt beyond recognition but I'm going to eat it because the bear is breathing down my back..
"Dinner's ready, my Prince."
"This is a treat Shyvana, what did you make?"
"Tonight we have roast boar with a side of brisket covered in gravy and crumbled bacon. The soup is a hearty beef stew. And a side dish of bacon-wrapped sausages."
"...is there anything that isn't meat? And did you just give me a glass of beef broth to drink?"
"Why would you want anything else?"
sighs. "You still have a lot to learn about humans, Shyvana. For one, a healthy, balanced diet often includes-"
"You gonna drink that, Jarvan?"
"Save some of that roast for me!"
"Can Val have one of those sausages?"
facepalms.
30 Raw Eggs
: Dinner, is served.
Me: wow, stake cooked to perfection? homemade bread? mashed potatoes with potato salad? this is quite the spread you made Wu :D
: you have outdone yourself pupil.
: well go on, dig in :p
food disappears in a puff of smoke
Me: O_o The hell?...
: LOL , Cooking's for nerds! decoys away
: ... sigh, I shall go order some take out...
When I said I was making dinner ; I meant you!
mooncakes :3
ME D:
I dont get dinner
Brownies (you don't want to know what's in it)
a cat if you know what i mean kappa :3 :3
I ACTUALLY get all the bread and cakes I can eat.
It took her many tries, this time she got it right:
http://orig09.deviantart.net/59fc/f/2013/202/6/3/nomnomnom_by_rouzille-d6egbs4.jpg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AK-AjJzr2Z4
VENGENCE!
Justice!
Steamed rice, and a warm pop he rocket grabbed off the kitchen counter from the living room, suck a swell guy
Not my main but I'm pretty sure 
would ask you what you want, be able to make it and serve it to you after spiking it with some sort of experimental drugs making you not just a dinner guest but a lab rat.
Also not my main but I'd bet whatever 
is serving tastes purple.
I don't know. He ate it before I got home.
...
Me: ...
...I don't cook.
Me: Me neither, take-out or delivery?
As long as Twitch hasn't been anywhere near it, I'm fine with anything.
meatballs
rip in pieces me :(
hallucinogens
A Sandwich! Or a Sang Mage!
Ehehe.
Ignoring the obligatory "BANANA" jokes... Soraka lives in Ionia. As such, I'd expect something with rice as a main dish, possibly a fruit salad (she was a grove goddess, so fruit would make sense), and maybe something involving peanuts for protein.
: A Romantic dinner for 2 with spaghetti as the main antre.
Soylent Green, and way too much of it
She texted me "Can I have you over for dinner?"
Not what I thought it meant.
0__0 "
: I have no idea.
All the bread and cakes I can eat
(everything she cooked me got burnt so she asked Panth for help)
She's very good with the spit.
void kebab just make sure you have a strong stomach so it wont come back up
: Souls à la plancha.
I don't know why, but I'm getting the feeling Kayle likes pasta.
has many talents, cooking is not one of them. She burnt the food and we went to Famous Bread and Pasta Eatery.
I have no idea what it is. She blew it up by accident... or on purpose. Probably on purpose. Definitely on purpose.
: Pizza. He's branching out into Italian baking. Also has a recipe for pretzel bread he's been dying to try out.
Soraka's Fried Heart
: probably a nice meal, but I would be the type to help out since I've never liked the idea of not at least offering my assistance.
Apparently he owns a Fast Food Copter and a Pizza Delivery Copter. What's next? Tacos? I'm up for some tacos. How about hotdogs? It's like a trip in a private Jetplane except with fast food and soda.
I get a salad that I have to eat before it eats me.
I will more likely starve to death (do you get it ? XD) Only my soul will be left over.