The Talk.
Hey.
We need to talk, Ekko.
Why can't you just let me be what I want?
Because you were never meant to be one of us.
What are you implying...?
You're very different from the rest of us, Ekko. Just look at yourself.
W-what are you trying to say, huh?!?
Your skin.
Wh-what?!?
It's just skin. No armor, no bark, no rock, nothing.
Oh... so...?
You know what I'm getting at.
I-I swear I stopped!
No. We've seen you build our items in secret.
Why can't you just let me be a tank like the rest of you?!?
Because you're NOT a tank. You don't even look like one!
And why not?
Let me compare you to the rest of us. Malphite here is a mountain.
Hi.
He doesn't look like he can be anything BUT a tank.
What about AP-
Hush. Now, he's a living mountain with a face. And you're a human.
What, so humans can't be tanks? What about Shen?
Hm?
Just look at him. He's got armor, and biceps bigger than your whole abdomen. He looks like a tank.
So a squishy thing of goo can be a tank but I can't be?
I'm not as squishy as I look.
Ekko, we need you to stop.
B-but... why? I like being a tank!
You're getting our items nerfed. This has to stop, you're ruining it for everyone.
Go back to building AP, punk!
You too, Alistar?
He has very good point. You must end this, my friend.
B-braum?!?
Slurps
Is Mundo even a tank?
Uh, Mundo... yeah, we'll talk later...
Bottom line: stop building tank.
Make me.
My W will deal more damage if you build HP, anyway, so this isn't primarily for my benefit.
Rekt.
I mean... what else can I build, then?
Go on-hit jungle or something, I dunno.
On-hit... hey, that's not a bad idea! Ok, it's a deal, I'll stop building tank.
Sweet. Thanks for understanding.
Bye!
Out of earshot Ok, glad that's over with, now we need to tackle the next one.
Hey, we wanted to talk to you about someth-
Why don't you walk out that door before I stick my boot up your bark-covered ass?
Ok, guys, let's try again later, maybe 8th time's the charm.
