the typical "smurf"
"a rich man doesn't have to say he's rich...."
what that means, if you really are what you say you are, you don't have to boast about it. i didn't know what a smurf was until i asked my friends. so that's why some people play godlike, already knowing what to build, etc etc. to me, that's bullshit. they prob get their ass handed to them in their main account elo's (prob silver anways) so they have to create a new account and feel good about themselves by picking on the newbies who just picked up the game which ruins the whole online experience.
anyways, the point i'm trying to make, everyone claims to be a smurf as soon as the game starts. "my main is plat 1, oh yeah i always carry blah blah i'm full of shit"
the minute they get their ass handed to them, they pull out excuses out of their ass. "oh yeah i forgot to mention is my first time jayce"
so what is my whole point about this "rant" (if you can call it that)? people will take notice if you're a smurf. you don't gotta brag about it. if you're a nasus with 500-600 stacks by the 20 minute mark and you're ahead by like 80-100 cs, people take note of that. you don't gotta sit there and be like "yeah i'm smurfing...one of my many talents".
so please, stop with the whole smurfing thing, you're not being "cool", nobody is going to add you so you can carry them, etc etc. here's my tier list that i've created by the experiences i've gathered.
bronze/silver smurfs - the typical raging kid that thinks everyone in the team sucks. he blames everyone but himself. if he happens to die, he'll find an excuse. he also will ALWAYS refuse to give out his real tier. he'll claim to be plat1 most of the time.
gold/plat smurfs - these guys are a little more humble, they try to help the team as much as they can. they don't usually claim to be a smurf until the end of the game when their score is like 27/2/12
diamond/challenger-these guys just call a lane, and dominate the fuck out of it. they usually call high skill cap champs and do crazy combos like lee sin, or never miss an axe with draven, etc etc. it is very rare for me to see this kind of behavior though, and i can understand why, if you were dia/challenger why waste your time with noobs who are just bunch of chat drama freaks.
