[CGC] The Death Game

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The Death Game

Pick an object. The person below you has to describe how they die from it. Then they pick an item and the person below them does the same.

Cake - How do you die?

14 Comments

therealdragon1 votes

How else? By eating the whole thing within 30 seconds. Or, y'know......it could be a bomb.....except its a cake bomb instead of a pie bomb

Fridge.

2000boxes1 votes

you find a horse radish birthday cake inside the fridge but wait! the fridge wasn't working so you die from the disappointment of not being able to eat the spoiled horse radish birthday cake

Horseradish Birthdaycake

Boxpencil1 votes

Suffocation through disgustingness.

Potato.

2000boxes1 votes

you microwave it and right when you are about to eat it, it explodes in your face

explosive diahrea

peanutman20131 votes

Can't make it to the toilet in time for the big one

Spotlight

2000boxes1 votes

shortest path to the bathroom was through the spotlight and that was when you unleashed the big one you die from embarrassment

alpacolypse not apocalypse alpacalypse (if you don't know what the alpacalypse is then i suggest google imagesing it and prepare for the end times that is the alpacalypse)

Kyoukocola1 votes

Licked... Licked to death and stomped.

A bush.

2000boxes1 votes

That bush was full of shaco boxes, saplings, and teemo shrooms.

itchy buttcheek

Jungled1 votes

I scratched my butt to hard that the best description of my death would be using a cheese and a grater analogy.

Balloon.

2000boxes1 votes

you suck in the helium of the balloon, but wait you sucked in too hard! it was the hardest suck known to man and now all the helium inside of you is lifting you off the ground and you keep floating until the little einsteins accidently hit you with their rocket ship and you die

carebear wearing a diaper that has a picture of a mustache printed on the butt

KingWanahakalugi1 votes

Annie finds the carebear. She leaves Tibbers at home and decides to take the carebear instead. She got bored, and decided she wanted to play with someone. You happen to be the first person she sees. She insists that you play with her new friend. When she hands him to you, you accidentally drop him. Anger begins to pour out of Annie; she brings the bear to life, renames him Tibbers, and rips you limb from limb.

Dora the Explorer without her Monkey, Boots.

Aír1 votes

You go to scratch the itch but forget you were cooking and still holding the knife. A really big knife. And it went deep.

Dancing.

Scribbs1 votes

Having the Care Bear Stare burn a hole right through your own eye sockets into your brain, essentially giving the effect of setting a computer's hard drive on fire and plugging it into the computer.

Draven's beautiful, perfect mustache.

Kiyodai Akamichi1 votes

You become so enamored by Draven's moustache that you fail to react in time when he slices off your head with his axe, for the glory of Draaaaaaven.

Bard's healing shrine.

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