Dear ARAM Summoners,
I spend 15-40 minutes of my time a game and spend up to X amount of money on skin boosts a game. All I want in return is for you to feed the fking Poro so I can watch the little guy explode. Is it that hard to press 4 or whatever stupid key you have your PRECIOUS cookie attached to? JUST DO IT! FEED THE F%&KING PORO!!!!!!!!
Here's an equation of the Poro Feeding:
((
+ 
= Happy Poro) x 10 ) = Exploding Poro = Happy Summoners
Cindikle9 votesBut if I keep the snack. I can lure the poro's to my side. S/He who controls the poro's controls the ARAM.
Captain Aishi9 votesI never feed the poros and I strongly encourage everyone else to do the same.... when you feed wild animals in their natural habitat, they become accustomed to being fed and it reduces their ability to look after themselves once you are gone, which can lead to a tragic outcome for the poor critters that you unknowingly made entirely depend on you for sustenance :(
Daedalus8717 votesWhat if I feed a different poro?
Jungled25 votesWhat if I feed a different poro?
SmokedAlmonds3 votes[{quoted}](name=DW Crown,realm=OCE,application-id=cIfEodbz,discussion-id=9hzNQpoP,comment-id=00000000,timestamp=2015-10-08T00:02:52.253+0000)
I was against you when I was reading the thread, but im on board now.
Jungled7 votesI was against you when I was reading the thread, but im on board now.
Troll for Trump3 votesI can see it now. 5 days later... "PETITION: MAKE EVERYONE SPEND THEIR PORO BISCUIT OR THEY DIE"
Daedalus8711 votesWhen and where?
Rebelhunter011 votesIn your dreams.
Blue Moon Wolf7 votesremember: A happy poro is a happy aram :p http://st.elohell.net/public/chill/92540b077b1e7703c2f34505004e4575.gif
Owltears3 votesEvery game feed a poro, you don't know if he'll take it back to his home and now his wife and children can eat that night! What if you didn't feed ANY? Would you want the wrath of the poro king to descend upon you? Or would you rather have Braum?
If you get a skin boost I find it mandatory everyone feeds poros! The cuteness needs fuel, and what better way to thank your skin booster then winnign a game AND have 10 EXTRA poros?? :D
WolfBV3 votesFuck you I sell my 
(Side Note: I didn't know there were two different types of snax.)
Jungled1 votesFuck you I sell my
(Side Note: I didn't know there were two different types of snax.)
Even though I used the one for players (first cookie I could find) there are two. One for poro one for us.
WolfBV1 votes[{quoted}](name=DW Crown,realm=OCE,application-id=cIfEodbz,discussion-id=9hzNQpoP,comment-id=000b0000,timestamp=2015-10-08T04:33:10.273+0000)
Even though I used the one for players (first cookie I could find) there are two. One for poro one for us.
I read them both they're poro snax and diet poro snax, I haven't seen diet poro snax in game yet.
Troll for Trump3 votesI tried to look up dead poro to kill the joke and bring some cynicalness to this thread. I clicked google images. The images found were... most disturbing.
Bring back the joke from ancient times, DON'T look up "dead poro" on google images.
IsmokeOregano1 votesi looked up dead poro in google images, and ironically, all i found were memes and images telling me not to search for dead poros on google images. So, to be clear, if you search dead poro in google images you will find google images telling you not to search what you just searched for where you searched for it at... which would indeed be google images
Troll for Trump1 votesYeah, it got flooded with that after the "dead poro" meme got popular. This was before Graves had his cigar removed. This was back when the boards were sentient. ANd dead poro had pictures of zombies, necrophiliacy and other distubing... imagery.
Forbidden Siren2 votesI've seen it explode twice, worth the patience.
Alleo2 votesI always find I have a better game if I remember to feed the poro.
DXHaseoXD2 votesWait some people don't feed poros? Is that legal? Does PETA know about this?
Auryiel2 votesThose bitches can starve, it's MY cookie.
I play a lot of ARAM and I never feed those damn critters
Alois Cupcakes2 votesTell the poro to get a job!
AbsorbedHorizon1 votesThis.
Raw1 votesIf you play over 4k ARAM games, it started to get annoying when people asking to feed the fucking poro.
Gubaguy15 votesthen take the hint and FEED THE FUCKING PORO, then people will stop asking you to.
Raw2 votesthen take the hint and FEED THE FUCKING PORO, then people will stop asking you to.
What a badass....How about no.
Beacon 0F Light5 votesYou are truly a cold-hearted monster.
Ralanr1 votesBut...poros die when they explode.
Right?
Unpaladin1 votesThey should let us target them again. I don't know why they even removed that feature.
Pontifex Ph0enix1 votesI once had a game where people actually listened to me when I said feed the poro, we all feed the same one, and poof, Lux is a jerk and decides not to, despite literally EVERYONE on both teams asking for it. 'Twas a sad day in the Howling Abyss.
Maximum Morde1 votesYou sick bastard, why would you want to blow up a poro?
hhaavviikk1 votesbut, but...the biscuit is mine, I wanna eat it D:
drbob20121 votesCan someone tell me what feeding the photos does? I don't play much ARAM, but when I do I feed the poor hoping to figure out what happens and I never find out. I gather from this post that it explodes, but is there a purpose to that beyond seeing a cute furry thing die a grisly death? Edit: just noticed that while typing this on my phone, it changed every "poro". Not changing it.
Jubbinaut1 votesEvery time a poro eats a poro snack, it gets slightly larger. When a single poro eats 10 snacks, it explodes into dozens of little poros.
I've seen it exactly once. And it's hilarious.
NeoLeeCapo1 votesThere should be a game mode in Watcher's Bridge, where both teams have to make it to the opposing teams nexus and feed as much Poros. Each player gets 20 Snax. First team to feed the poros 100 snax wins
DiveAlive1 votesI sell my poro snack to vendor before i leave the base.
hate me now.
Zarddramon1 votesThank you for addressing this important issue.
XeroKimo1 votesYOU WANT TO EXPLODE THE PORO!?!?! WHAT KIND OF MONSTROSITY IS THIS POST!!!!! DOWN WITH THIS POST!!!! YOUR LIVES CAN HELP BRAUM SAVE PORO LIVES, LET US REVOLT AGAINST THE SUMMONER ABUSE OF EXPLODING POROS!
WyvernEgg1 votesNo
LeBlanc Jameś1 votesJust give all 10 players a buff if a Poro explodes and people may give a shit. Untill then, fuck Poros
Cynical Rain1 votesMy feeding of the Poro depends heavily on my mood. If I'm on a losing streak, and the people in my current game are not spectacular - either in humor or gameplay, you can be sure that the dude will starve. On the other hand, if I'm on a winning streak, or the people in my current game are awesome, you can be sure that a Poro will be fed.
Variables, my friend...they are everything. You feed the ducks/geese at the park when you're a young child, and then you feed them when you're a wrinkled old man, but you don't feed them when you're an angsty teenager, or busy adult. It's the way of the world.
7Artemis71 votesSo in this one ARAM game, I was playing Braum and convinced 8 people to feed the same poro as me. The only person who wouldn't was the enemy team's Wukong. That heartless bastard is the reason we didn't get a screen full of mustache poros.
Grandpa Chaddie1 votesWhat happens in Legend of the Poro King when everyone feeds their Poro's?
