Dear ARAM Summoners,
I spend 15-40 minutes of my time a game and spend up to X amount of money on skin boosts a game. All I want in return is for you to feed the fking Poro so I can watch the little guy explode. Is it that hard to press 4 or whatever stupid key you have your PRECIOUS cookie attached to? JUST DO IT! FEED THE F%&KING PORO!!!!!!!!
Here's an equation of the Poro Feeding:
((
+ 
= Happy Poro) x 10 ) = Exploding Poro = Happy Summoners
I never feed the poros and I strongly encourage everyone else to do the same.... when you feed wild animals in their natural habitat, they become accustomed to being fed and it reduces their ability to look after themselves once you are gone, which can lead to a tragic outcome for the poor critters that you unknowingly made entirely depend on you for sustenance :(
But if I keep the snack. I can lure the poro's to my side. S/He who controls the poro's controls the ARAM.
What if I feed a different poro?
remember: A happy poro is a happy aram :p http://st.elohell.net/public/chill/92540b077b1e7703c2f34505004e4575.gif
Every game feed a poro, you don't know if he'll take it back to his home and now his wife and children can eat that night! What if you didn't feed ANY? Would you want the wrath of the poro king to descend upon you? Or would you rather have Braum?
If you get a skin boost I find it mandatory everyone feeds poros! The cuteness needs fuel, and what better way to thank your skin booster then winnign a game AND have 10 EXTRA poros?? :D
Fuck you I sell my 
(Side Note: I didn't know there were two different types of snax.)
I tried to look up dead poro to kill the joke and bring some cynicalness to this thread. I clicked google images. The images found were... most disturbing.
Bring back the joke from ancient times, DON'T look up "dead poro" on google images.
I always find I have a better game if I remember to feed the poro.
Tell the poro to get a job!
Those bitches can starve, it's MY cookie.
I play a lot of ARAM and I never feed those damn critters
I've seen it explode twice, worth the patience.
Wait some people don't feed poros? Is that legal? Does PETA know about this?
No
Just give all 10 players a buff if a Poro explodes and people may give a shit. Untill then, fuck Poros
My feeding of the Poro depends heavily on my mood. If I'm on a losing streak, and the people in my current game are not spectacular - either in humor or gameplay, you can be sure that the dude will starve. On the other hand, if I'm on a winning streak, or the people in my current game are awesome, you can be sure that a Poro will be fed.
Variables, my friend...they are everything. You feed the ducks/geese at the park when you're a young child, and then you feed them when you're a wrinkled old man, but you don't feed them when you're an angsty teenager, or busy adult. It's the way of the world.
So in this one ARAM game, I was playing Braum and convinced 8 people to feed the same poro as me. The only person who wouldn't was the enemy team's Wukong. That heartless bastard is the reason we didn't get a screen full of mustache poros.
What happens in Legend of the Poro King when everyone feeds their Poro's?
This.
If you play over 4k ARAM games, it started to get annoying when people asking to feed the fucking poro.
But...poros die when they explode.
Right?
They should let us target them again. I don't know why they even removed that feature.
I once had a game where people actually listened to me when I said feed the poro, we all feed the same one, and poof, Lux is a jerk and decides not to, despite literally EVERYONE on both teams asking for it. 'Twas a sad day in the Howling Abyss.
You sick bastard, why would you want to blow up a poro?
but, but...the biscuit is mine, I wanna eat it D:
Can someone tell me what feeding the photos does? I don't play much ARAM, but when I do I feed the poor hoping to figure out what happens and I never find out. I gather from this post that it explodes, but is there a purpose to that beyond seeing a cute furry thing die a grisly death? Edit: just noticed that while typing this on my phone, it changed every "poro". Not changing it.
There should be a game mode in Watcher's Bridge, where both teams have to make it to the opposing teams nexus and feed as much Poros. Each player gets 20 Snax. First team to feed the poros 100 snax wins
I sell my poro snack to vendor before i leave the base.
hate me now.
Thank you for addressing this important issue.
YOU WANT TO EXPLODE THE PORO!?!?! WHAT KIND OF MONSTROSITY IS THIS POST!!!!! DOWN WITH THIS POST!!!! YOUR LIVES CAN HELP BRAUM SAVE PORO LIVES, LET US REVOLT AGAINST THE SUMMONER ABUSE OF EXPLODING POROS!
