The year is 2017

Just a message from the future.

Now that the community votes on balance every high skill cap champion has been nerfed to dust. Not that it matters, if you play any role other than support it costs IP. Runes have been made free by Rito finally so they considered it a fair trade.

Autofill has been extended to include Twisted Treeline and Dominion if there are not enough players in those queues. So everyone is pretty proficient at those modes.

Ghostcrawler buffed all frost based characters and ADCs and overruling community decisions.

Urf was deemed to be a once per decade event. We look forward to 2027.

Assassins were all nerfed. But tanks now last 15 seconds of bombardment early game! Woohoo!

Towers now no longer shoot champions.

Riot added first minion blood, first buff blood and a 10% refund for the first player to complete an item! Snowballing is out of control.

Sadly only 15 of the 232 champions see play still. We now use as many buttons as WoW cataclysm to accommodate all the abilities champions have. Sadly it's still only usually worth putting points in one of them.

Top lane was removed. It was deemed unnecessary. Instead top lane champions now spawn at 20 minutes with a set amount of gold and level based on the strongest member of their team.

Oh uhm... new gank paths were added into bot lane, and a teleporter in the jungle that leads to bot lane as well. Nobody likes playing bot but... autofill you know.

Also masteries now have another tier that costs RP.

All skin releases are decided by the community. So essentially only meme and joke skins get made.

Lastly! Mordekaiser and Ryze have been reworked. Morde now is a support jungler who can get ghosts of champions who Riot forgot to aid him. Ryze is on his 12 rework. He is... well... the same.

Zabazaba from the future! "Zabazaba"? Oh... that is a meme you will get soon enough!