I feel like Rito is getting more and more sexist.

GrReaper96··62 votes·2,470 views

Its 2016 Only male and female champions Where are the apache helicopters?

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IcyPepper33 votes

Corki triggered

GrReaper9644 votes

Here we see a perfect example of a empowered male shoving his privileges onto an innocent apache by using it as his slave and forcing apache to do unspeakable horrors for his selfish desires

crippler3824 votes

we don't even know if he's wearing pants in there!

It Hertz When IP17 votes

Now I can never face Corki in lane again...

crippler382 votes

punish him for his sins of mounting a heli and riding her all game long shouting about limes and oscars and whisky, he's clearly insane!

don't forget how his special delivery is him dragging his package across your team then the burning trails it leaves behind after it knocks you up!

AND how he flashes you

AND how he strips you (of protections)

AND how he leaves his happy trail hanging out

AND finally how he explodes in your face every 2 seconds with every third one being a 'big one'

CLEARLY there's something wrong!

Supreme Senpai692 votes

Her? Did you just assume its gender?

crippler381 votes

most planes, boats, cars, and other vehicles are considered a 'she', I'd rather not say 'it' when making it a funny innuendo.

Supreme Senpai692 votes

How dare you force a gender onto a beautiful and independent Reconnaissance Operations Front-Line Copter for the sake of an innuendo.

http://i.imgur.com/XZCPdmP.jpg

crippler381 votes

here's my reasoning, planes, boats, and cars need gas right? gas comes from a tube, and is a liquid that keeps the vehicle moving, just like women vehicles need liquid from a tube of the correct size in order to function properly otherwise they just refuse to move.

you perverts I'm talking about a straw dammit, real men drink from the cup!

Astôlfo1 votes

"privileges" Well I haven't heard that name for those yet.

GrReaper969 votes

Such beauty... such elegance.... rotor > bewbs/muscles

TequilaZombie9 votes

We have URF Hecarim. He's an apache helicopter

General Esdeath 5 votes

Sion self identified as a train, his dream came true.

SociopathFriend2 votes

Or a mech that isn't assigned a gender like Blitz- would work just as well.

Personally I like the idea of someone that can root themselves to gain extra range and damage- which would fit perfectly for a mech as it stabilizes its firing stance.

GrReaper965 votes

cought Old Xerath cough

billxx1 votes

Doot-doot-dooooooo

oSEXYPLATYPUSo1 votes

lol soo Trundle i had to vote yes and upvote

Trundle Trundle Trundle Trundle Trundle

GrReaper962 votes

YOU THINK THIS A JOKE? I TAKE APACHISM VERY SERIOUS AND YOU JUST OFFENDED ME YOU GLOBOPHOBIC SEXIST!

oSEXYPLATYPUSo1 votes

im not a globophobic sexist , there is no such thing a machine does not have gender nor sexuality , it does no possess the capability of reproduction. HOWEVER i said i upvoted the thread. cuz i found it funny. very troll but funny.

Bard R Friday1 votes

well we have kindred

GrReaper961 votes

Is kindred an apache helicopter?

Alleo3 votes

Yes

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