I feel like Rito is getting more and more sexist.
Its 2016 Only male and female champions Where are the apache helicopters?
Its 2016 Only male and female champions Where are the apache helicopters?
triggered
Here we see a perfect example of a empowered male shoving his privileges onto an innocent apache by using it as his slave and forcing apache to do unspeakable horrors for his selfish desires
we don't even know if he's wearing pants in there!
Now I can never face Corki in lane again...
punish him for his sins of mounting a heli and riding her all game long shouting about limes and oscars and whisky, he's clearly insane!
don't forget how his special delivery is him dragging his package across your team then the burning trails it leaves behind after it knocks you up!
AND how he flashes you
AND how he strips you (of protections)
AND how he leaves his happy trail hanging out
AND finally how he explodes in your face every 2 seconds with every third one being a 'big one'
CLEARLY there's something wrong!
Her? Did you just assume its gender?
most planes, boats, cars, and other vehicles are considered a 'she', I'd rather not say 'it' when making it a funny innuendo.
How dare you force a gender onto a beautiful and independent Reconnaissance Operations Front-Line Copter for the sake of an innuendo.
here's my reasoning, planes, boats, and cars need gas right? gas comes from a tube, and is a liquid that keeps the vehicle moving, just like women vehicles need liquid from a tube of the correct size in order to function properly otherwise they just refuse to move.
you perverts I'm talking about a straw dammit, real men drink from the cup!
"privileges" Well I haven't heard that name for those yet.
Such beauty... such elegance.... rotor > bewbs/muscles
We have URF
. He's an apache helicopter
self identified as a train, his dream came true.
Or a mech that isn't assigned a gender like Blitz- would work just as well.
Personally I like the idea of someone that can root themselves to gain extra range and damage- which would fit perfectly for a mech as it stabilizes its firing stance.
cought Old Xerath cough
Doot-doot-dooooooo
lol soo
i had to vote yes and upvote

YOU THINK THIS A JOKE? I TAKE APACHISM VERY SERIOUS AND YOU JUST OFFENDED ME YOU GLOBOPHOBIC SEXIST!
im not a globophobic sexist , there is no such thing a machine does not have gender nor sexuality , it does no possess the capability of reproduction. HOWEVER i said i upvoted the thread. cuz i found it funny. very troll but funny.
well we have kindred
Is kindred an apache helicopter?
Yes