Ahri: Expert Matchmaker

What's up Soraka? Today is the day when I lost my immortality and connection to the Stars. It was on this day I fell in love... Awww. Who's the lucky stud? Come on, tell me! ...With Warwick. Oh... The worst thing about that day was before he tried to take my heart, he told me how he found me so desirable as a wife! He then told me how I was so gullible and a fool. He broke my heart, betrayed my trust, and attacked me. Since I banished him from my grove, he's been stalking me relentlessly for years. He wants to kill me for my heart. Well that's pretty messed up. Hey, did you say he thought about wanting you as his wife? I know what men want after all.
Ahri, don't. I don't need your help on this matter. Warwick is an irredeemable, selfish monster who cares for no one but himself. Oooh, I can fix that!

Oh, Warwick! What do you want_ fox_? I am not interested in fulfilling your carnal appetite. Why don't you fornicate elsewhere? I have more important things to do today. Isn't that Soraka behind you? WHAT? SHE'S MINE! MY CELESTIAL HEART! "turns around" http://static2.gamespot.com/uploads/original/1551/15516851/2941768-lfs17.png

Soraka. <3 W-warwick.. You have been my raison d'etre for so long now. I want you. NOW. Don't you want my heart? http://40.media.tumblr.com/8156c95a132a98f8099f88a93f78f2c4/tumblr_mqelpvMqnQ1r4c6o9o1_1280.jpg Forget about the heart! GIVE ME EVERYTHING! GIVE ME YOUR LOVE! LET ME PEEL YOU OUT OF THAT DRESS! I SHALL SAVOR YOUR FRUIT, MY STARLIT BANANA GODDESS! Oh no... DAMN IT AHRI!