And this ladies and gentlemen is why we Memers make the best pals
No sane person would come up with this kind of banter
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69 Comments
Face The Sun42 votesSo....howd it go?
Mimy7 votesIt probably went maliciously. The type of stuff that only guys with a lot of metal could take.
o3o hue.
Goodnight Nunu5 votesIf the chat log's from today it means he's only been gone for an hour.
Source: I'm an European scrub myself and 22:00's 10 pm
Malicious Metal30 votesWe had a few drinks, talked a ton and, well.. It sounds kinda weird but we had a little game of who's the better masseur.
And I have to admit she definitely won that one, girl's a pianist after all, knows exactly which buttons to press.
As a guitarist myself I just know how to pluck certain strings.
Verdict: Was really relaxing and fun, certainly something worth repeating. Though next time I'll have to regain my honor and win in whatever little game we'll play.
The Aqualious11 votes...
Or just enslave her soul to do as you please...
She did dishonour you
Malicious Metal20 votesThat dishonour came with my back no longer being tense and muscles buzzing with new life so I could forgive her.
But only this one time
Auroramancer14 votesHow Malicious Metal picks up dates..
FantasySniper5 votesMy mind's too dirty, I can't tell if this isn't some kind of vague innuendo or not.
Malicious Metal8 votesUnderstandable, I do make a ton of innuendos but this time it's pure and innocent. Honest!
FastAsHeck2 votesnow you're just asking for it.
( ͡°( ͡° ͜ʖ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)ʖ ͡°) ͡°)
Xela Syab7 votesmassaging pianist 
Malicious Metal5 votesWow, now that you mention it I can see a similarity. God damnit, don't say playing Morde even influences the type of women I find attractive
The Aqualious1 votesWell I mean... You kinda are a white knight embodyment of Morde... So...
Malicious Metal2 voteswhite knighting intensifies
Alleo1 votesBut was she heavy....and metal..?
The Yukeh1 votes[{quoted}](name=Malicious Metal,realm=EUW,application-id=Ir7ZrJjF,discussion-id=7M42vMEk,comment-id=00000002,timestamp=2016-09-25T00:15:01.740+0000)
We had a few drinks, talked a ton and, well.. It sounds kinda weird but we had a little game of who's the better masseur.
And I have to admit she definitely won that one, girl's a pianist after all, knows exactly which buttons to press.
As a guitarist myself I just know how to pluck certain strings.
Verdict: Was really relaxing and fun, certainly something worth repeating. Though next time I'll have to regain my honor and win in whatever little game we'll play.
As an ex-pianist free-time masseuse i approve of this girl you're talking of
Malicious Metal2 votessquints eyes Hmmm
Poske1 votesMasseur is metaphore for S€X or ?
Robrono6 votesHoly shit, I never knew Malicious was diamond. How the fuck do you spend so much time meming your ass off, and still be diamond?
Malicious Metal6 votesMemeing is easy during these atrocious Queue times once you hit mid plat XD
rtbf2256182413 votesMore like why "Memers" have the biggest egos with the worst personalities really.
rtbf2256182411 votesNo. Why? You're pathetic.
Laughing Fish2 votes
morayshark2 votes
rtbf2256182411 votesYes, 5 hours later i am mad.
Ironically, i am the one laughing here because 3 of you think you can make me angry by agitating me like 10 year olds.
Laughing Fish3 votesAt first I thought you were not mad. But that last sentence made me realize something:
http://i2.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/list/001/097/958/1e0.gif
rtbf2256182411 votesThis is becoming hillarious. You're trying so hard.
Laughing Fish3 votesIt would seem like a waste, if you weren't so mad. http://www.dizzlexic.com/trolls/u-mad-bro-Art-Thou-Angered-trollface-troll-facegif.gif
rtbf2256182411 votesI was actually laughing the first 2 times but now i'm bored. Anything new?
Laughing Fish3 votesYou say you are bored, but I know the truth: http://i910.photobucket.com/albums/ac303/elfprincessarcher/oprahyourealmad.gif
rtbf2256182412 votesI'm going to say this once: You're so dimwitted that you can't even realize when i'm basically saying it in your face that you're feeding the troll.
Amusing. Keep at it. ;)
rtbf2256182411 votesYou don't even have the decency to deny it and instead start posting random stuff with no sense. Well thanks for allowing me to waste your worthless time, cya!
HexaDecimel2 votesYou don't even have the decency to deny it and instead start posting random stuff with no sense. Well thanks for allowing me to waste your worthless time, cya!
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rtbf2256182411 votesThe fact that his minions have to come support him backs me up further really. Well i had fun. Bye.
Laughing Fish2 votesI was just teasing you are first, and I thought you were doing the same. But now, with your recent comments, I have realized something: https://media.giphy.com/media/7CsQIfkjTwE7u/giphy.gif
Gibberwatt1 votesI think he is mad. Not sure tho.
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