Hey, everyone, today I am going to teach you something very helpful about playing tanks.

So there are those lanes where you can't even go near the minion wave because one of the following assholes champions can essentially destroy you if you get close to the most epic battle of red VS blue since that series on Roosterteeth:

So you need to find a way to pass the time and make the lane more interactive for your opponent until the wave pushes in and you can get one or two CS and your turret gets the other 15. So, here is my guide to BM'ing your opponent in lane from afar in a rough laning phase for every top lane tank in the game. Let me know if I missed any.

His laugh is a good one. You can also spam his taunt and his dance to get a nice side-to-side slide animation that looks stupid.

"You will lose. You will lose. Hah hah hah." Do this over and over and this beat will never leave you or your lane opponent's head.

Spam laugh. The shrill laugh and then the goofy, dumb laugh will guarantee you and your opponent a good time. Either that or you can pretend to be a tree.

"Sometimes I think this anchor just weighs me down... la da dee, lala lo, looloo loo..."

This guy is a treasure mine of BM. His laugh is awesome. His dance is awesomely spammable. You can walk around and spam his recall so he looks like he's just throwing his axe into the ground because he's bored. Get creative.

Powerball spin activated Alternatively, you can do his taunt. Man, if your opponent sees that animation he does, they'll get tilted.

And last but not least, the best BMer in lane. Just hang back, make sure your opponent can see you, and keep chaining her joke. Soon your opponent will keep thinking "A Demacian, a Noxian, and a Freljordian walk into a tavern" in their sleep. It's amazing.

Thank you for taking the time to read my guide on how to pass the time as a top lane tank. Happy laning, tanks!