21 Comments

Virgin Ray15 votes

Yasuo "I need the mana bro."

Skelenth13 votes

Yasuo "I need the AP and CDR"

SelflessTeammate1 votes

Am...Am I the only one who, as the jungler, actually gets this fairly often from energy-based (or sometimes just cooldown-based) mid-laners? Who then spam their rage at you like they're about to nerf it?

Laughing Fish14 votes

That is when you declare it tax day, and take some of their minions for yourself. https://h3-prod.s3.amazonaws.com/assets/50b8fbce-dfb1-11e4-85aa-12771640ddce.gif?v=1

Ariel the Cruel14 votes

Janna This may surprise you. But I don't mind the taxes. Soraka I DO mind listening to Vayne bm for the next 60 minutes though. Sona So if it's all the same to you. Please. Thresh Don't tax bottom lane. Braum I'll try to help you more on the next gank/invade.


Bard Don't look at me. I abandoned that PoS a long time ago.

sciencemon2 votes

I noticed that your Sona speaks. I dunno what you're high on but I suggest you share some of it. summoner 14 summoner 14 summoner 14 summoner 14 Maokai summoner 14 summoner 14 summoner 14 summoner 14 Maybe give Graves some of it to replace his cigar?

Ariel the Cruel5 votes

She actually speaks in morse code using sharps and flats. But for simplicity's sake, I went ahead and translated it.

You can thank me with RP and mystery skins. ;p

JayHog19925 votes

Graves "You stole some exp? That's alright, I'll just get more!"

Spicy Rice1 votes

MasterYi "You farm my jungle, and ill farm your laners"

Serika Zero1 votes

then then you'll get devourer by 50 minutes

J Eevo1 votes

item 1415 People seem to forget stacking off of kills is a thing.

Spicy Rice1 votes

Exactly, that's why I try to Hank as much as possible on yi

Embertine3 votes

Laner: "You don't even need blue buff Shyvana!

Shyvana : "Yes. . .I. . .DOOO!!"

Just Blame Jenny3 votes
Embertine1 votes

The exact video I was thinking of when I posted my comment lol

Kitty Clarissa1 votes

That means no ganks from me if you die 4v1 i dont care if they are all at 1% hp have fun while i farm my jungle :P

EMeta1 votes

Whatever. Team gold is team gold. The same reason any kill secure + assist is always better than a solo kill. I only really mind the camps if I'm trying to stack devourer. Then it's on.

DemainaNyx1 votes

Depends what you mean.

I was told to try and take the small camps if the jungler is not on that side of the map and even had a jungler say it was a good thing I was farming everything. I don't take red or blue camps though without jungler permission, and if you have devourer, I'll even chunk camps/scuttle down and let you take them.

Still, if there is a big wave in my lane and you beat me to it, it's yours so long as you aren't just mindlessly pushing for no reason. Same if you gank and I get the kill. I'm still gonna try to get the cs, but if you get some, I don't mind.

Mostly cause I know I'm not gonna carry, but let's not think about that right now.

jwn81751 votes

And I've got midlaners thinking they "should" have the blue just cause they are frolicking in the "mid" lane...

billxx1 votes

This is actually an amazing method for deciding who gets ganks

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