Sion has smashed through the gates of Demacia! Their forces are no match for the Noxius's undead abomination as he annihilates their ranks. http://i.imgur.com/2ZZCecp.jpg
What does you/your main do?
(Thanks Raptorkarr). (I do not know the artist).
currently crushing Demacia
: *sees 
*
: "This place is sad enough!"
: does ult u-turn
: " I thought he was trying to give me a hug." :(
Sitting miles from Demacia in lawn chairs with popcorn and flags
: Yeaaahh, go man go!
{{summoner:2}} : You're... not gonna get in there? Crush some puny Demacian skulls?
: He's got it.
See a flaming building chunk fly off to the distance {{summoner:2}} : Hmm. So he does. Hey you got butter for the popcorn?
: Right here buddy.
(continuation from this thread, now Shyvana and Sion have demolished the opposing enemy factions, meanwhile...)
(on a boat with Morde, having been forced to carry a massive coffin all the way to the port)
(finishes checking to confirm all his bones are in the coffin, comes up to join me)
Aren't you worried about Sona? I mean she is a Demacian that Sion would target.
As it so happens, Sona is in Ionia right now, she is hanging out with Ahri and Riven buying clothes.
Ah cool, so Noxus and in all likelihood Demacia are now in ruins, you have your bones, so what now?
We do the same thing we do every night my summoner: we try to take over the world.
...and how long will that take, you imagine, with the two greatest factions out of the picture?
Eh, a ballpark estimate would say between a week to a fortnight, none of the other factions are strong enough or lack the solidarity to oppose me at this point.
So... what do we do until we get back to the Shadow Isles?
Well I don't have a rig to set up some metal music, want to play I Spy?
Oh dear Aurelion Sol, kill me now.
I'll have to buy some time, sends a Dark Binding towards Sion
Good job Morg, but how long can you hold him there?
Hmm, I think is better if we tell the people he is a screaming statue ok?
Me: Sooooo you knew this would happen
: Most probably
Me: Why did you not warn me!
: I did tomorrow
Me: So i live to see tomorrow
: Or was that a year ago?
Me: T_T
Currently counter-invading
:Busy healing the populace
Me: Uhhh, Raka, shouldn't we get out of here?
: We can't leave these people behind! We must help.
Me: We can't help if we're both dead! He's going to reach here soon! Whatever, I'm outta here!
: Oh no you don't! Throws a banana
Me: Ouch, Ok! Ok! We stay! Glares at banana I hate those things.
bishoobah's the fuck outa here
Lectures Sion on the benefits and greatness of the Void until he dies, silencing anyone who interrupts him.
: "The cycle of life has been disturbed. It is time to return Sion to rest."
Me : "Mhm, you and what army bud?"
: "Oh ye of little faith. I haven't been stacking this Q for millennia for nothing."
FILTHY ACCURSED NOXUS VILLAINS!!!!!!!!
And on that day, it is said that Garen spun and shouted "DEMACIAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA" for the entire duration of the siege, 6 weeks of non stop spinning and shouting
CHIMING INTENSIFIES
"HAMMER!" Sion flies back to Noxus "Remember to roll!" rolls on Swain's house
Kills him ending his suffering
[slayer-pantheon-popcorn]
: You know what I am going to do right?
Me: You're going to fuck his shit up?
: I'm going to fuck his shit up.
Jax proceeds to continuously beat Sion into a pile of unsewn pieces of his body. Sion just becomes a pile of meat with a lot of lamp post marks all over his body.
Me: So, Jax, how many times did you hit him?
: Looks over with all of his eyes glaring at me Three hits.
: Tears up. "That's our boy."
"Just look at him go." 
Sniffle.
Finishes crushing a certain grand duelist's skull "WHO CAN MATCH ME IN STRENGTH?!?"
Silence
"HAH! WEAK AS ALWAYS! TYPICAL DEMACIANS."
Smashes random passerby and kills them
Teleports in "Aaaand that's the last one. You're imbalanced."
"THINK YOU CAN TAKE ME?
"With honor."
Raises axe in the air "Die and be SILENT!"
"Without a sound."
Smashes axe down "CRUMBLE!"
"Heh." Disappears when Sion's axe hits the ground
"Where are you?!? COME OUT AND DIE!"
Appears from behind Sion "From the shadows."
Flinches from Shen's blow "I feel NO PAIN!!!"
Strikes again, using his spirit sword "You're already dead, you just haven't caught up yet."
Starts falling apart "Not yet... I can hang on..."
"Tread carefully, this next decision may be your last."
Turns away "COWAAAAAARDS!"
Does awesome pose "Enforced Equilibrium."
Sword appears above Shen's head "Huh?"
Leaps out of random bush nearby "DEMACIAAAAAA!"
"Nope. I'm out." Disappears
In wonder "Demacia..."
"Show me your best!"
"More grist for the mill of war!"
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAND LADIES AND GENTLEMEN! WELCOME TO THE RWE SUUUUUUUUUPER SLAM! TODAY'S MATCH IS A CAGE MATCH, AND THE CAGE... IS DEMACIA! BRAUM, THE MOUSTACHED FRIENDLY GIANT FROM THE FRELJORD VERSUS THE UNDEAD JUGGERNAUT FROM NOXUUUUUUUUUUS! LET THIS MATCH BEGIIIIIIIIIIN!
(I would totally pay to see that event)
"My time has come.."
Me:"Karma, you're just going to giv-"
"TO KITE!!!!"
throws out a bunch of Q's and starts running around with E
me:"...Oh..."
GOUGE 'EM VALOR!
Valor: CAW CAW
can't see anymore, therefor can't destroy demacia :3
collecting chimes
>.>
<.<
leaves
Me: Wait don't leave me here!
Watches while eating celestial popcorn.
Traps the brute in a cunning trap and tortures him as vengeance for what Noxus did to him.
somewhere in Ionia
http://i1042.photobucket.com/albums/b430/bluemoonwolf8/BlueMoonWolf_zpsqbl79kbj.png Enjoying drink
: OMG! Did you hear the news? Demacia just got attacked by Sion!
http://i1042.photobucket.com/albums/b430/bluemoonwolf8/BlueMoonWolf_zpsqbl79kbj.png : What? That's horrible! Is the prince and the rest of them okay?
: I think they're okay, but Demacia is in ruins :(
http://i1042.photobucket.com/albums/b430/bluemoonwolf8/BlueMoonWolf_zpsqbl79kbj.png : Shame we are a contentent away and couldn't help :L
: Yea, I could have drove him off easily :(
http://i1042.photobucket.com/albums/b430/bluemoonwolf8/BlueMoonWolf_zpsqbl79kbj.png : Oh please, you'd have to realy on hit and run tatics and you know it.
: And you would have likely died the moment you looked at him >_>
http://i1042.photobucket.com/albums/b430/bluemoonwolf8/BlueMoonWolf_zpsqbl79kbj.png : ... fair enough .__.
Ah man, I thought this was a Trick2G post.
: ...Meh
Waits till Sion dashed threw the whole City. After Sion leaves Mf Searches for 
: Hey anyoe here that is still alive, I am searching for Gangplank
Silence
: Hello, come on, That fat Ass surely hasent killed everyone
,
and Appear
:Gangplank? I should search for him if he is so important, Maybe he is the Hero i search for
(Runs Away as fast as she can, screaming Gangplank´s name)
: Well Good luck finding that Man, Hey you two, Do you have a tip what a pirate would do in this place?
:Surely not destroying demacia( starts crying over his beloved Demacia)
: Maybe he would have been in one off the many bars around here, why would you think a Pirat would go to the City of Justice?
:Thats what i am Trying to find out.
Mean while
: Arr This Fool is still persuing me, ha, o well she seems to still be blinded,
Gangplank grip tidents around an old mans throat.
: Look, if you just tell me where i can find the Rapid Fire Cannon, you will only have to do the Smithing part for my ships cannons,
or you´ll have to lead me and the trip is going to be a worse expirince than serving me.
Thank you o so much, Boys lock him up in our little monkey cell.
Airstrike on the way
Sentry Gun Ready for Deployment
Tactical Nuke, incoming!
: Drops a 
