Swap Champion Quotes
^^^ Just... swamp champion quotes for something funny(or realistic, doesn't matter).
YOU WISH THE WORLD YOU KNOW TO END... YESSSSS...
Size doesn't mean everything!
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Carnage!
Carnage!
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Misery loves company...
Misery loves company...
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If I must...
If I must...
FFS!
THE TIME OF MAN HAS COME TO AN END
Armed http://ddragon.leagueoflegends.com/cdn/6.2.1/img/spell/RocketGrab.png and ready
: Unmatched Fury!
: BWAAAAAHHHHHHH!
my right arm is a lot stronger then my left arm
ugh how does he do it
It takes a lot of effort to move like this in heels
Thought you'd never ask./Ready for round two./Baby, don't fail me now!/This is gonna be bumpy./The bigger they are, the harder I hit'em./Now we're cookin'./Revved up!/Who wants a piece of this?/Hold'er steady./Alright... I'm going./You don't have to tell me twice./Hot hot hot! Oh! Ah! Hot hot hot hot hot!/Hot hot hot hot hot hot hot! Ooh, aah! ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Functional and stylish.
Don't you trust me?/Play time's over./Let's have some real fun./They've exhausted their use./Shall we?/Indulge me./How tempting./Don't hold back./I know what they desire./Should I make their pulse rise... or STOP! giggles/If you'd like to play with me, you'd better be sure you know the game./Come try your luck, if you think you're in my league. giggles ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
I will weep for you.
With pleasure./All too easy./I've got the touch./It takes a lot of effort to move liek this in heels./Mmm... I like it when they scream./I may be bad, but I feel good. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
You face unblemished power.
I'm up to snuff, and I gots me an ace machine!/Incomin'!/I've got a bogey on my tail!/Bombs away!/Speed of heat!/Now, I'm all spooled up! ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
I will weep for you. (I specifically like this one because war generally scars people :D)
A little smash and grab./Put a dent in'em!/Vi for vicious./They'll never know what hit'em./Let's get crackin'./I'm doing this my way./Let's get to the fun part!/I let my hands do the talking./I'm my own backup./Hmm, I like your smile. Gives me something to aim at./Eat this!/Boom baby! ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
You are nothing more than glass, waiting to be smashed.
for only 2.95 a minute i will leave you breathless
let the storm follow in my wake