What is your "Toxic Taunt"?

darkdill·Jul 23, 2016·12 votes·1,791 views

Say you want to be colorful when you spite someone, but not in a racist or criminal way. What would be your "Toxic Taunt"?

Here's my example.

#"Your attempts to survive insult me!"

63 Comments

MavenSongJul 23, 201614 votes

http://i.imgur.com/kTWERoQ.jpg?noredirect

moraysharkJul 23, 20166 votes

https://tse2.mm.bing.net/th?id=OIP.M972da59b96f7fa3ee116a629122437d7o0&pid=15.1

Aatrox Mid 1v5Jul 24, 20162 votes

why does Sona have to have a huge rack and blushing at the same time just to hold a sign calling me bad when sona is FUCKING BROPKEN GG EZ PZ

MavenSongJul 24, 20161 votes

Not my fault they overtuned my main.

JofeyyJul 24, 201613 votes

Get a kill with Karthus ult

"Outplayed"

D3m37r1Jul 24, 20162 votes

Words cannot express the joy this gives me.

hoes and bowsJul 23, 20165 votes

Draven you're not Draven! http://ci.memecdn.com/345/9167345.jpg

KingnewgameplusJul 24, 20164 votes

When 3 people dive me, I zhonya's, and get a triple, all I say is a single word. This single word has been know to piss off every single living person alive, this word is what got the Leaning tower of Pisa to tilt, this word is possibly the most infuriating word barring yaaaas.

MavenSongJul 24, 20161 votes

**Ok - Rammus

Tentacle LoveJul 24, 20161 votes

{quoted}

**Ok -

See? it's already working.

Dubstep BardJul 23, 20163 votes

Cry me a river, build a bridge, and get over it.

LuxannaVeritasJul 24, 20163 votes

Gets a kill with a Lux laser or a Jhin W.

"Wait, I got a KILL?!? I wasn't aiming at all!"

DankstinJul 24, 20163 votes

My toxic taunt is flashing mastery no matter what the reason is -

Stole a minion? Mastery.
Died? Mastery.
Won a tiny trade? Mastery.
Land a skill shot then dodge one? Mastery.
Steal a minor camp from my jungler late game as they go to smite? Mastery.
Level up? Mastery.
Lay a pink ward? Mastery.
Destroy a pink ward? Mastery.
Flash in and die by accident? Mastery.
Lagging and can't control my champion? Mastery.
Uninstall? Mastery.

moraysharkJul 23, 20162 votes

TwistedFate death by papercuts

DarkRitualJul 23, 20162 votes

Just spam Nami laugh.

r4ndomkillJul 24, 20162 votes

"You almost did something, emphasis on almost".

foristJul 24, 20162 votes

My way of taunting only takes one keystroke. After someone makes a bad play i hit them with a "?", that's it.

EvewynnJul 24, 20162 votes

Whenever I survive a fight with around 1 hp

"Calculated"

Also spamming mastery is still god-tier insulting. Especially if it's mastery level 4.

Tentacle LoveJul 24, 20161 votes

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Whenever I survive a fight with around 1 hp

"Calculated"

Also spamming mastery is still god-tier insulting. Especially if it's mastery level 4.

Even funnier than that, is after getting a good teamfight or a solo kill, asking in all chat, "hey how do you do that thing over your head? When do you unlock that?" Or some other feigned ignorance. People just cannot handle losing to people "still learning the game."

SpôôkedJul 24, 20162 votes

Kill someone as Nasus and spam his taunt while flashing mastery

Tilts the fuck out of people xD

Captain AishiJul 24, 20162 votes

yesterday my friend was playing full AD jarvan and after he oneshot his lane opponent I was tempted to ask in all chat 'Show me on the doll where the jarvan touched you'

Friendly RamJul 23, 20161 votes

NEED MORE DAKKA. When adc can't kill me.

MooooooooreDakkaJul 24, 20161 votes

You called?

Friendly RamJul 24, 20161 votes

...yes

Legacy HydralphaJul 24, 20161 votes

Bard Mastery 6 Emote

I tilted a Mastery 7 Karma using it.

invisiblecat1Jul 24, 20161 votes

When I one shot someone as Kat who is really saltly or thinks they are good

"Bye"

GalíoJul 24, 20161 votes

As Galio when someone ganks and I 1 v 2 them.

"You should come back with more bad guys."

It's his taunt

J4 Ulted MexicoJul 24, 20161 votes

"Dunk'd"

rtbf210310095Jul 24, 20161 votes

Just type FeelsGoodMan after every kill and death and assist. Doesn't even matter if you were a part of it. Works 100% of the time

Reaper SorakaJul 24, 20161 votes

Usually I just respond with my rank emote if someone uses it near me.

I really love when I'm on a rank 4 champion and they're on a 6-7 during those times. Such sweet victory.

IPromiseTomorrowJul 24, 20161 votes

R+ctrl 6. Aand

Azir: I AM ACSENDANT!

Yasuo: SOYRE GE TON!

NO hate plz I do it for style.

ToastersaotJul 24, 20161 votes

Gangplank (Snipes Kill with Ult from the other side of the map)

YaRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

TeslynJul 24, 20161 votes

seems people always want to report me after i say.

"you are doing nothing with the cs.. go find another lane."

Aatrox Mid 1v5Jul 24, 20161 votes

I mean I would. making a joke is one thing but calling someone bad is another.

SeraphizeJul 24, 20161 votes

After the enemy jungle ganks my ADC and runs screaming with hammer imprints in their behind, only one phrase brings me true satisfaction.

Erm, how about no?

#SupportPoppyLyfe

HighH1Jul 24, 20161 votes

? or ...

NarvuntienJul 24, 20161 votes

Leona . "Next time... try to leave a dent"

I also like " there is no need to be upset"

RalanrJul 24, 20161 votes

"What was your plan?"

Whenever they do a stupid death.

Mad King HadesJul 24, 20161 votes

When they do something stupid.

'Thank you for the gold, if you want to deposit more you're welcome.'

SulkingKINGJul 24, 20161 votes

I believe it's hot-keyed to press the " CTRL " key and the " 2 " key at the same time.

Only Play DariusJul 24, 20161 votes

Ctrl + 6

dunkeroniJul 24, 20161 votes

To my team: "Rengar is getting angry... HARVEST HIM FOR HIS SALT"

To the enemy team: "Have you see my bear Tibbers?"

SpookyNeedleJul 24, 20161 votes

Ez git gud not even close or mastery emote

IDreamOfJhinieJul 24, 20161 votes

The classical Recall BM when they are dying from ignite/deathfire touch/minions, that or mastery emote :P

LeBoostedJul 24, 20161 votes

Zilean (when I kill someone with Bloodmoon Zilean's auto-attack) cause of death: red auto thingy

L RayquazaJul 24, 20161 votes

When the jungler ganks me, but him and the enemy laner are half health and I get a double, I find a simple "nah" gets the job done, even better if I walk out and ignite brings me to 100>

Stars ShaperJul 24, 20161 votes

To avoid the use of bad words but still delivering I often use "Bull Fertilizer"

ThunderspamJul 24, 20161 votes

The most annoying thing is playing with an aram KogMaw and having him spam his gurgly song thing over and over again... My friend did it for 5 solid mins just to annoy our team.