Wukong's Bizarre Predictament

Where the heck am I? Hello? ??? They can't hear you. Don't bother. Who the hell was that? Guys? GUYS?! You're not very bright, are you, monkey boy? Oh, it's just you Miss Troll doll. What is this place? This is a void. The Void? Huh. Ahri told me that there would be way more hen- No you idiot! This isn't the VOID. This is just a void where champs are left to be forgotten. Don't be ridiculous, I'm still being played. Look your body and tell me what you see. What are you talking ab-GAH! What's happening to me?! You're transitioning into this void, you naive chimp. You will be one of us soon. "Eve steps aside to show the catatonic champs behind her" "weeping" "monotone" I'm still viable, I'm still viable, I'm still viable...(etc) Skar...skar...skarner. Noobs... noobs everywhere.

Edit: As a memorial to the Wukong bug, this shall stay up.