What do you call a Hemomancer when he's feeling down?

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Sad-imir

What do you call him when he's been angered?

Mad-imir

What do you call him when he's happy?

Glad-imir

What do you call him when he's failing his job?

Bad-imir

What do you call him when he becomes a father?

Dad-imir

What if was something you used to have?

Had-imir

What was he called when he was a little boy?

Lad-imir

What if he were a cushion?

Pad-imir

What if he's taking the sums of numbers?

Add-imir

What if he were a baby frog?

Tad-imir

What if something is "far out"?

Rad-imir

What if he's a passing craze?

Fad-imir

What if he's a marketing campaign?

Ad-imir

What if he gains a bit of weight?

Fat-imir

What if he were a nocturnal flying mammal?

Bat-imir

What if he were a feline?

Cat-imir

What if he were a rodent?

Rat-imir

What if he liquidates upon impact?

Splat-imir

What if you wear him on your head?

Hat-imir

What if you wipe your feet on him at the door?

Mat-imir

What if he were a large tank or tub?

Vat-imir

What if he was sitting before?

Sat-imir

What if he were the unit that makes up the universe?

Atom-ir

How would you refer to him if he were a woman?

Madam-ir

What if he lived in the Garden of Eden?

Adam-ir

What if he could look into the future?

Vladi-seer

What if he's listening to a sound?

Vladi-hear

What do you call it when he's afraid?

Vladi-fear

What do you call it when he cries?

Vladi-tear

What do you call him when he's in close proximity?

Vladi-near

What if he were an alcoholic beverage?

Vladi-beer

What if he's a docking platform on the shore?

Vladi-pier

What if he's a round toothed component in machinery?

Vladi-gear

What do you call it when he's controlling a vehicle's direction?

Vladi-steer

What if he were a large mammal with antlers?

Vladi-deer

What do you call it when he looks into something?

Vladi-peer

What if he's behaving unusually?

Vladi-queer

What's the period of time between his birthdays?

Vladi-year

What if he's a smudge of liquid?

Vladi-smear

What if he makes a mocking facial expression?

Vladi-sneer

What if he shouts enthusiastically?

Vladi-cheer

What do you call his backside?

Vladi-rear

What do you call the thin on the side of his head?

Vladi-ear

What do you call the hair on his chin?

Vladi-beard

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