Hey folks, welcome back to Mystery Draught...
...I'm your host, Tom Keinch. This is the show where we invite champions from around the wonderful land of Runeterra to give them an opportunity to showcase what magnanimous and cultural brews they can bring to the stage! Without further ado, let's begin. First off, it's your favorite swordsmaster from Ionia, known for his Highlander ways and his swift, multi-man strikes, Masteeeeeerr...
#...YASUO!
Thanks for having me. Here, it's in the flask to preserve the flavor. Sorry if I helped myself to some while I was waiting backstage.
No matter. Now, let's give this a taste... hm... I taste fermented rice in here, with a bit of a kick. Rice sake, am I right?
Yeah.
I like it! Thanks for sharing, Yasuo!
No worries. I'm going to go get some more if you want... by the way, you don't happen to have another flask, do you?
Alright, now for our next champion... you all at least know someone who's sunstruck, right? But what about someone who's moonstruck? Give it up for... Diana!
Hm.
What an ornate chalice! It's so beautiful I hardly feel worthy drinking from it!
It's an ancient relic of the now-extinct Lunari. It's the last of its kind.
...oh. Well, I suppose you wouldn't want an ancient relic to-
I drink from it all the time, it's fine. Just taste the brew.
Oh... it's... iced tea? I thought you would have something... you know...
Something what?
something with 'moon' in the name, like moonshine or something. W-well anyway, thanks Diana!
Hmph.
For our next champion, we have... Lissandra!!!
I have gathered spring water from the purest reservoir in the mountains of the Freljord. It tastes heavenly. Here you go.
...it's frozen.
That's the best part!
Ok, while we wait for this to thaw, thank you Lissandra. Now, next we have... Vladimir!
Heh heh heh.
Excited to be here, right?
Heh heh hah hah.
Um... ok. Thank you... um... ergh... what is this?
Hah hah hah hah!
This better not be what I think it is.
HOH HOH HOH HOH HAH HAH HAAAAH!
Get the hell off my show.
YOU'LL NEVER CATCH ME ALIVE! Turns into a pool of blood
Ahem... sorry about that. While security drags him out, or rather... pours him out... we'll just call up the next champion... Yorick...
...
...hi.
Oh, hello there.
Is that the drink around your neck?
This is water of life. It's the final remnants of what used to be the beauty of the blessed isles. It is what keeps me alive.
Oh... uh... I think we'll just go to our next champion... Blitzcrank.
I ASSURE YOU. IT IS AN AMAZING MOTOR OIL. TOP NOTCH QUALITY. YOU WILL NOT REGRET IT.
Um... yes, very nice. Now... we have Alistar.
Here you go.
What is this?
Coconut milk.
Oh, ok. It actually tastes pretty refreshing. Thanks, Alistar.
Gives Tahm a thumbs up
:)
:l
>:)
>:l
Are you going to drink-
Get out.
Delicious, what is this?
...
Seriously, I need more of this. What is this?!?
Sniffle
Rammus... this is the best drink I have ever tasted WHAT IS IT?!?
Walks off the stage
RAMMUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUS!
It's my greatest brew.
I... don't think I should drink this.
What? Why not?!?
You... make a lot of virulent toxins...
Hardly! Most of my time is spent making amazing tonics! This is my life's work!
I'm not falling for that again. Get him out of here.
Being dragged away NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
:D
I don't even want to know.
Here you are.
Ah... a relaxing green tea. Bitter and sharp yet sweet and soothing.
It is Matcha. I am glad you enjoyed it.
You know, you are the most normal person I have had on my show today-
Goodness. I apologize, but Twilight duty calls. Teleports away
...alrighty then.
Hey, Tahm!
Aw, sorry Gragas, that's all the time we have today! Join us next time on Mystery Draught! Good night, everyone!
: Hiiiiii! I made tea!