Rammus chose fill.

http://orig00.deviantart.net/89d2/f/2012/362/2/1/colored_in_rammus_by_ichi_ren-d5pit1c.jpg Disclaimer: The following is meant for purely entertainment purposes.

Top Lane: vs.

You think you're hot shit, huh? Well let me tell you something koopa bitch! I OWN this lane. I've got hybrid damage and a STUN. You think you can stand up to me!? Bitch, I'm JAX! I make you beg for ganks that will just feed me double kills and then I'll carry my sorry ass team while you get flamed for being the idiot who dared challenge me, JAX! .... OK

10 mins later

0/4/0 Yi Why don't you ever gank!? 1/2/0 Because you're feeding trash! How do you even suck so hard that you let a RAMMUS roam!?

6/0/4 ...

Mid Lane: vs

...

... Is... Is this a joke?

begins laning

Intense internal screaming 15mins later

RQ'd with no kills and half the CS of Rammus

Support: vs

4/0/0 My GAWD Rammus what the hell!? I back for ONE item and you don't even wait for me to even get half way down the lane before I hear "double kill". 2/0/4 ...OK

ADC???? vs.

... What the... Why? What sick fuck thought this up?

hooks Lux

Don't worry I'll-

Ask yourself, human. Is it really worth it?

... Lux I'll never forget your sacrifice.

I hope the Rammus goes prison style on you, COWARD!

I guess Rammus makes a pretty OK fill, amirite? :D

I'll go back to my corner now