So, I was talking to a friend yesterday...

My friend Melledongidus and I were having a pleasant conversation about snail husks when suddenly Meldonger left. So, being a good friend, I knocked on the mirror to see if Melledingadong was alright. To my horror, Mellewrongaddress was nowhere to be found. I supposed that he was simply inattentive, so I knocked on the mirror harder, and it suddenly broke!

Fearing for my friend's life, I sprang into action, running down the street to the local mirror shop to find another mirror to find Midichlorias. But, my attempt to enter his side of the mirror when I spotted him ended up with a headache. Suddenly, Markiplierus appeared in a mirror behind me, calling my name. I turned toward my good friend MartianManhunterus and he explained that most people were not as clingy as I was to their reflections, and that he needed some space. So, with a heavy heart, I said goodbye to MegaloMartus and he left to some exotic country named Utah.

The moral of the story is this: If you ever meet your reflective self (like I did with Machomanius), don't get too attached. They will stab you in the back like MelonMentosus did to me. And if anybody ever sees MeleeKronkius again, tell him that Melledoneus is waiting for him.

I'm gonna find you, Magikarpigus.