I figured it out! Why Riot will never give us urf again!

Arya Riven··61 votes·4,691 views

item 3001 item 3301 item 3504 item 3174 item 3060 item 3133 item 3812 item 3508 item 2302 item 2301 item 3401 item 3092 item 3110 item 3152 item 3025 item 3158 item 3100 item 3156 item 3222 item 3165 item 3115 item 3056 item 3107 item 3065 item 3071 item 3083 item 3078 item 3142 item 3050 item 3157 item 3108 item 3057 item 3067

33 cooldown reduction items... ...they are trying to make summoner's rift, into urf!

Wait! Janna is the 33rd champion released in League of legends . . . Janna is never not meta. Janna loves cooldown reduction. The new item, redemption is used on Janna.

Let's take a look at Janna...

http://i.imgur.com/0kH8sHm.jpg

Wait? Did you see that? Look closer...

http://i.imgur.com/ib80zNu.jpg

It's right there! Let's look at that one more time!

http://i.imgur.com/CCTYPoQ.jpg

Triangles are symbols of the Illolminati, triangles also have three points on them... Janna's staff has three 'eye-like' gems on it, a triangle with eyes... Riot is confirmed Illolminati and Janna is a symbol of their dark presence across the world, like the wind. Redemption, is a sacrifice to their demonic deity...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GRWbIoIR04c

Still don't believe me? Count another 33 making it 66 from after Janna by release date. 33 and 66 are illolminati numbers.

Cassiopeia A reptile. With the evil number 69 in her boards ID "{champion:69}" Who uses the Morellonomiconitem 3165 a creepy ancient spellbook, which was given cooldown reduction as well. Riot has confirmed their true identity!

http://www.alienjigsaw.com/media/What-Is-A-Reptilian-D-Chace.jpg

Urf was actually an ancient, angelic being, who was sent to destroy 'Poros' a powerful and dark demon. Riot worships 'poros'. Thus why Poro King is such a common game mode.

And this is why we will never have urf again. :)

42 Comments

Segius49 votes

Thought he was going to zoom in a Boobs for a second xD

Cap7ain Teem025 votes

same, was a little dissapointed

HeimerLmao4 votes

Yeah, me2, but still, Illolminati is real

Smart Kitty1 votes

{quoted}

Thought he was going to zoom in a Boobs for a second xD

yep, he baited me too

TyrekGoldenspear22 votes

...

Well it was nice knowing you.

I have no doubt that we will never see you again after revealing the truth.

Arya Riven21 votes

Believe it or not, this is actually why champions are reworked. They begin to break free of Riot's control, and so Riot kills them and replaces them with imposters. But the imposters are never exactly the same.

Danjeng8 votes

A lot of the old champions are beginning to realize this, that's why in recent times there are so many drastic changes.

That Alistar mini-rework? Switched passive and E. That is NOT Alistar. Switching abilities is like switching summoner spell's, that's a different minotaur. The bull we know is gone. The original Alistar was exiled off to the furthest reaches of Runeterra. Who's next?

Jofeyy12 votes

I thought this was going to be a post about item 3107 being used every 2 seconds all over the map.

Still...

Was not disappointed :^)

item 2049

Duke Anax4 votes

Omg, remember that oribital cannon execution icon from URF?

I knew redemption felt familiar...

RamboDash156 votes

Nothing about URF having 3 letters? You've hardly even looked at how deep this rabbit hole goes...

Danjeng5 votes

You're right, CDR is too accessible. My item 3812 item 3001 item 3056 item 3222 build has no tradeoffs at all! The ultimate hybrid healer carry who excels in seiges!

(My point is that while there is a lot of CDR items, listing them all out proves nothing. because many of them won't be built by the same champion.)

Xeruon3 votes

It's a joke, bud.

Danjeng6 votes

I was joking too, but people took this comment seriously. I know this is M&G, I was giving out a silly build with the CDR items he listed.

Fowus2 votes

and? he's making another joke

Ionian Vulpix4 votes

What Janna skin is that?

SSJTribe4 votes

the old default skin before they updated it

It Hertz When IP2 votes

RIP.... I liked that splash SO MUCH.

The Dreamwalker12 votes

{quoted}

What Janna skin is that?

I think that is her classic splash, just old.

Oh, someone already answered the question.

Hello I am Bird2 votes

o h .

Walmart Porn1 votes

hi bird im dad

Hello I am Bird2 votes

Daddy ;)

Tattersall4 votes

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(┛◉Д◉)┛彡┻━┻ #MY WATERMELON

Papa Slothy4 votes

Viktor glorious revolution

Jad3 votes

Rammus ok

rtbf2256182413 votes

The funny part is, you zoom in too much on Janna so you can't actually make a valid point about the staff since it's out of frame.

Illuminati confurmd? I think yes.

firesword0513 votes

If Poros are demons, then what are the champions like braum trying to do, protecting them!

ninjaroxas5 votes

Braum is the leader of the illolminati

Toxic Poro2 votes

It's so clear now...

Arya Riven8 votes

The ancient Egyptians knew, why do you think Azir was nerfed to the ground?

WyvernEgg2 votes

I want cookies...

Arya Riven2 votes

There is punch and cookies by the door.

hammond is god2 votes

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Terozu2 votes

She can lock someone in knock up permanently lol

Rito Staff2 votes

this theories are always spot on xD it's almost as if they're real *secret files tune

aspects12 votes

this is so random... but its still beautiful

WMWMWMWMWMWMWMWW2 votes

Riot got exposed

GigaPube1 votes

as a human being born yesterday i have never seen this meme before in my life

ninjaroxas1 votes

Quick take a screen.shot before riot takes it down

Terozu1 votes

I can't decide between revolution... and cookies...

Seekêr1 votes

I see no correlation between janna's breasts and cdr

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