I figured it out! Why Riot will never give us urf again!

33 cooldown reduction items... ...they are trying to make summoner's rift, into urf!
Wait! Janna is the 33rd champion released in League of legends . . . Janna is never not meta. Janna loves cooldown reduction. The new item, redemption is used on Janna.
Let's take a look at Janna...
http://i.imgur.com/0kH8sHm.jpg
Wait? Did you see that? Look closer...
http://i.imgur.com/ib80zNu.jpg
It's right there! Let's look at that one more time!
http://i.imgur.com/CCTYPoQ.jpg
Triangles are symbols of the Illolminati, triangles also have three points on them... Janna's staff has three 'eye-like' gems on it, a triangle with eyes... Riot is confirmed Illolminati and Janna is a symbol of their dark presence across the world, like the wind. Redemption, is a sacrifice to their demonic deity...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GRWbIoIR04c
Still don't believe me? Count another 33 making it 66 from after Janna by release date. 33 and 66 are illolminati numbers.
A reptile. With the evil number 69 in her boards ID "{champion:69}" Who uses the Morellonomicon
a creepy ancient spellbook, which was given cooldown reduction as well. Riot has confirmed their true identity!
http://www.alienjigsaw.com/media/What-Is-A-Reptilian-D-Chace.jpg
Urf was actually an ancient, angelic being, who was sent to destroy 'Poros' a powerful and dark demon. Riot worships 'poros'. Thus why Poro King is such a common game mode.
And this is why we will never have urf again. :)

glorious revolution
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