Assume the villagers are pretty much defenseless, and up against the kind of scum who make a daily business out of raeping and killing.
Which Champion would you want to save the day?
#My picks!
SEKAI8 votesKarthus will save them, all of them.
Lore Ventus4 votesR
(pretend this is ult not tp)
BetaDude402 votes
: Yay! I've saved the village!
turns around to see hundreds of corpses
: ... nevermind...
Karlyr6 votesBuddyRydell14 will save them. Because the bandits wil die laughing about how he's the best and how he tricked all of us in a prank with the "admins"
insaiyanbacca2 votesi lol'd
Trídent1 votesYeah he's the savior
IcyPepper5 votes
"Oh boy, time for some relief!"
Crett4 votes
: after destroying the bandits, looks ominously towards the village
"RUN FROM ME"
DrCyanide4 votesWell, we already know what champion Riot picked for that one...
... and we know how it turned out.
Mecha MaIphite3 votes
THEY ARE PRIVILEGED TO DIE AT MY FEET
goldensilver092 votesWhy fight if you can join them? 
Sirsir2 votes
Ult... and we're done here.
darkdill2 votesUh Ziggs, I think you were supposed to save the civilians, not include them in the blast radius.
Sirsir1 votesUh, I think we are thinking of different scenarios. I was thinking bomb the raiders ON THEIR WAY TO (descending on) the village. There may be a few losses of course but its all for the greater good 0:)
AuraMax4 votes ults Civilians.
ults Bandits.
Fewer Causalities, unless Ziggs goes full psycho mode and decides to wait till Bard's ult is over.
My Desired Name2 votes
VOID ASSAULT
Undead Pho3nix1 votes[{quoted}](name=My Desired Name,realm=NA,application-id=Ir7ZrJjF,discussion-id=467WJrfd,comment-id=000f,timestamp=2015-04-18T01:36:24.228+0000)
Let the Hunt Begin!
Maximum Zilean1 votes
would sense a fight and join in whatever side starts to lose.
Deep Terror Nami1 votesMaybe the guy that says "JUSTICE!"
LazyBub1 voteswhen i read raeping and killing, shit just got serious
I'd pick diana, since she's kind of the anti-hero type
warpenguin5551 votes
Mathlete8641 votes
Already saved her own village
It's his duty
Already saved a village
Upset about her village destroyed
Embertine1 votes
will unfortunately cover the villagers in the bandits blood, leading to them being saved, but also for more afraid of their savior then the bandits they were saved from.
MonarchOfCool1 votes
He's literally a guardian... like how was he not one of your picks? Not to mention he can shield civilians, taunt and slow the bandits, all the while Galio is throwing gusts of wind from his wings to speed up the civilians.
Maximum Zilean1 votes
depends on how much they pay.
Aura Master Fox1 votes Time to run a few tests...
SeductiveGrandpa1 votes 
YORDLES UNITE! (AND FIZZ)
Hatless Casual1 votes
"Seriously!? You don't invite me because you think I'm behind it? I tried to steal that dumb rocket ONCE!"
SeductiveGrandpa1 votes "Jeez, tristana did you lose your voice and sense of fashion? Why are you wearing that dumb outfit?"
PentaWatt1 votes
Just wants them as friends but kills them
Liek if you cri every tim
Drackolus1 votes
Nobody dies today.
Nobody.
Seriously, chances are they'll get bored and leave after a few hours of accomplishing nothing.