For example, the battle of Stalingrad.
Paulus: FFs plz.
Hitler: C'mon guys! We can still win this.
Paulus: It's 6/20 in the first month! It's over!
Hitler: You give up waaay too easily, we have a great late game.
[All] Paulus: Report Hitler.
[All] Zhukov: Why?
[All] Paulus: Won't ffs.
[All] Hitler: He's just salty.
Europeans: Yo, let's have a dance-off mid! Native Americans: Alright, great! Europeans proceed to flank the natives and pillage their jungle
Cold War:
US: We have baron! Russia: We have 5-drag!
US general #1: We have baron; let's group and push objectives please. US general #2: Ball up, wait for minions to push.
Meanwhile,
Russian general #1: The US is grouping, we need to group! Russian general #2: Fuck they have a wave pushing top! Russian general #1: It's k, group mid please. Our minions will stop the push.
Buffs timing out,
US general #1: I'm going to dive under tower US general #2: No, too risky. B and buy US general 3#: (ALL CHAT) FF pls
Russian general #1: Should we counter attack? Russian general #2: No, they have a better team fight. Let's ace them under tower and win.
The trash talk,
Russian general #3: (ALL CHAT) GG noobs can't end.
US general #3: (ALL CHAT) Fuck you. Tanks OP, no skill
Suddenly, RIOT server crash,
Both teams: gg Riot, we were fucking winning!
2nd Punic War:
Varro: Alright! Hannibal's all alone! CHARRRRGE!
Paullus: But what if its a bait?
Varro: STFU I'M THE CARRY! I MAKE THE CALLS Foolishly initiates on what he thinks is a lone Hannibal
Hannibal: GOGO NOW!
Carthaginian team: flanks and surrounds the Romans
Scipio: Nope fk this I'm out! runs for it
Hannibal: Baited son!
Next match, late game:
Hannibal: Alright, their nexus is open! CHARGE!
Carthaginian Senate: Nope, let's just farm the jungle
Hannibal: But...but...
Scipio: ALRIGHT STOP DA PORTS! Teleports to hidden ward
Senate: HANNIBAL HELP!!!!!
Hannibal: But...but...
Senate: GODDAMMIT GET BACK HERE OR WE REPORT YOU
Hannibal teleports back with 100hp and gets rekt
Senate: FF!
That feeding bastard! Yorick's assisting the enemy team!
Cookie for guessing what I'm talking about.
