Syndra's Secret Passive Become a gym teacher
And for safe measure...

I remember the first time I played
I went 24/7
And then she realizes the enemy is a tank with 250 MR and 3000 HP and she's like "Shit" and the dies.
When Syndra is still shit
I find poor luck as Syndra I can be a god of death but the other lanes still lose us the game because someone fed the Rangar, Yas, Yi, or LB. She really needs a small HP buff in my mind just because there are too many Keystones that one shot her now and she has one of the lowest base defensive stat sets in the mage group. Apart form that from minion spawn to the end of the lane phase I just kill the hell out of every one and everything.