Riot reworked me...

Riot reworked me, I feel great! What's with the accent? Oh. I... didn't notice that before. Well, I suppose- Where are your pupils? You look like a damn lighthouse whose bulb broke. H-hey! Your ult is a direct rip-off of mine. I like it, though. My kit is strong now! Give it a few months. I'll bet a whole Randuin's he'll be gutted because of LCS. G-gutted?!? What do you mean gutted?!? Nerfed until you are forgotten. It means exactly what it sounds like. That's not what the other guy said. Who in the blazes are you talking about? Points to Yorick Oh, hey, stranger. What's your name? It's still Yorick. Have we met? At this point I'm not even sure anymore. How did you not notice him? He's been here for such a long time! Notice who? Eem... anyway... I feel great! Trust me, it won't last long. But... I got a rework... Shen here got a rework. And it went so well, in fact, they're planning to rework him again! Don't look at me. Ryze has more experience. Four times and counting! Has it really been four? I lost count. I... I don't feel so good now... That's the spirit! Who let you in here? Filthy VU. OUT! Wait, hold on- ##Door closes You don't have much to worry about. Your kit seems stable and unreliable. And Riot seems to have taken a liking to you. Yeah, you'll be juuuust fine. Thanks, guys. I think things will be fine... wait, who's that huddled up and shivering in the corner? ###### Please don't take me away... I don't want to disappear... I don't want tentacles... That's Evelynn. She's getting reworked next. Alright, Galileo- It's Galio, get it right! Right, Galio. Want to see my magic stone collection? I'd love to! Staring in through the window Looks warm and inviting, huh? Yes... do you have any left? Hands over flask This is your last one, dude. I'm almost out because of you. Guys, I brought back something good! Are those... cigars? Where'd you get all these? I robbed some dude's store. ###### WHEN I FIND YOU, YER F*CKIN' DEAD! We also might wanna relocate. Good plan. I heard there are new champs, and one of them is a chick. I dig it, let's go.

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