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Gentleman Gems11 votes

Garen: (Jumps out of bush), Get away from my sister Noxus Scum!

ModAcademy Kayn5 votes

b-but he loves Kat? Who is also Noxian? (Not scum because Noxain Master Faction)

Edit: Downvoted due to Filthy Shurimans.

RottedApples1 votes

but why would garen want anyone to know that. He is just putting on an act so no one finds out.

ModAcademy Kayn1 votes

But he'd be sympathetic to them D: BY not jumping out of a bush with murder

Troy2426211 votes

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b-but he loves Kat? Who is also Noxian? (Not scum because Noxain Master Faction)

Edit: Downvoted due to Filthy Shurimans.

That's his sister man o:

Blue Moon Wolf7 votes

you're allowed to be a hypocrite as a protective brother, it's right in the manual. Next to picking on your sisters insecurities and breaking her ex-boyfriends legs for cheating on her :p

Gentleman Gems7 votes

Lux: but he was willing to converge for me! Garen: Oh, uuuum Talon: (Groans) Don't worry (Coughs a little blood) I'll live Lux: (Looks at Garen annoyed) Could you just leave me and my dating life alone for 10 minutes. Garen: That might be a problem... (Sheepishly looks away) Lux: (Looks a little concerned) Why? Garen: I might of called the Demacian Navy to come help Lux: You didn't! Garen: And the Demacian special forces Lux: Why! Garen: And I called in a favor from Pantheon Lux: How could you! Talon: GAH!!! (Sound of blood) Pantheon: Hah, take that you back stabbing Noxian, Hey Garen I got Him! Lux: (Looks at the Mangled remains of her Boy friend in silent Horror) Garen: I am so Sorry, I can get a healer, he'll be fine Lux: (Lux remains in an unnerving silence) Garen: Lux, are you alright?... Lux: Garen I am going to make you pay Garen: Pantheon help me! (Lux begins to glow with a furious light) Pantheon: Nope I am out (Uses grand sky fall) Lux: Hold it (Binds him in place, interrupting it) you are just as guilty! Garen/Pantheon: What are you going to do to us Lux: (Smiling) Oh, I have something special in mind Later the next morning. Garen: (Trying not to rage hard) More tea mister Talon? Talon: Yes Garen, and your dress is wonderful today. (Said with obvious sarcasm), Another one of your fine cookies Pantheon Pantheon: (Happily) I've always wanted to be a Baker, your dress is quite nice Garen Garen: (Grudgingly) Shut up... Lux: I love you Talon (Openly kisses Talon for Garen to see) Garen: (Tries to look away) If only her death ray from Victor was not set to kill me on the snap of her finger, if only

A truly happy ending (except for Garen)

Gentleman Gems1 votes

Just a quick question, no harm intended. Does anyone know why I chose Pantheon as the one to kill Talon?

CasterGilgamesh2 votes

Katarina :shunpos from nowhere Leave them alone Garbear we can have some private time now that they won't bother us

CasterGilgamesh4 votes

Talon X Lux all the way i can't stand demacia after what they did to Lux she should just leave demacia for Noxus PS you need to read lux judgment to understand

Potato Doc1 votes

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Talon X Lux all the way i can't stand demacia after what they did to Lux she should just leave demacia for Noxus PS you need to read lux judgment to understand

Talon and kat are like brother and sister, lux and garen are brother and sister, garen goes for kat, could make sense that lux would join in on the whole family thing,

However ezreal and lux is confirmed by rito so no use pushing the subject.

CasterGilgamesh1 votes

since when

Potato Doc1 votes

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since when

I think it was aatrox's reveal, maybe im wrong on the reveal but its definitely one of those, but the shop keeper in howling abyss also makes a comment to lux and ezreal when the game starts. It was also alluded to in the JoJ

CasterGilgamesh3 votes

well screw the JOJ and screw Ezreal X Lux i want Ezreal x Ekko and Talon X Lux

Phil Fly4 votes

Taric Ezreal

Rew7113 votes

That's a fandom. We're going with Lore retcons.

Catastrop3 votes

It's not like Ezreal can do anything to Talon anyway..well other than get killed in the blink of an eye.

theragingnerd1 votes

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It's not like Ezreal can do anything to Talon anyway..well other than get killed in the blink of an eye.

no he'd ult accross the map and cut both of them in half ap ez op

Rueian3 votes

Spellthief lux is love

Zuniya3 votes

piltover's FINEST

IcyPepper6 votes

Caitlyn Vi

NO THESE ARE PILTOVER'S FINEST

RottedApples6 votes

Lucian called. he wants his chair back

Fowus1 votes

Yorick Urgot WAT

Desiderium1 votes

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how i can't unsee this pairing: http://orig13.deviantart.net/4981/f/2013/194/a/3/talxlux2_by_irahi-d6ddju0.jpg

THAT'S SO CUTE OMG

Melledoneus2 votes

I call BS. Talon is much more buff and taller than Lux.

Unless... Pulls off wig and mask EZREAL! I should have known!

Ligerzz2 votes

Well this is fucking cute i must say.

76Summers1 votes

haaaaaaaaaaaaa!! (ez ult for context)

AndroidYumi1 votes

I know who to ship now :^)

Alleo1 votes

The picture needs a chibi Garen peeking from the bush.

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