What puns does your favorite champ hate?

So in theory all the champs are characters and have like normal interactions and probably make jokes with each other before/after/even during matches. I was reading a thread and someone called a cheese master and I started thinking how he must hate the cats love cheese jokes any time he does something cheesy level 1. Also any game he is in where is playing, you know someone is all "alright kitty, you have to wait till after the match to get your milk, don't forget." It got me wondering about other champs and what they must hear that they then turn and say "I have never heard that joke before right?"

My favorites would be:

"hey let's go for a tree man gank top" or after the jungle ganks "alright man, gonna leaf now and go help other lanes"

he's my favorite champ, but I don't know that I can come up with one. Maybe when he's getting fed people make jokes about his head getting too big?

is in enemy jungle "alright guys who let him out without the babysitter? He keeps getting lost and wandering off."

Not the best, but I love those champs and I'm hoping y'all have some even better jokes that make your favorite champs cringe a little every time.