You are now married to your main

Mega MilkJugs·10/6/2015, 3:26:21 PM·1 votes·1,090 views

So tell me, what would life be like now? Bonus points for what the wedding would be like too Poppy

37 Comments

Jason the other10/7/2015, 2:23:02 AM7 votes

I get married to leblanc but find out that she has decived me and is secretly a guy

Embertine10/6/2015, 4:01:44 PM5 votes

I have many mains.

Jinx The wedding would be filled with criminals on one side, each of them a friend of Jinx's, while the other side would be filled with cops waiting for the wedding to end so they can arrest Jinx and the other criminals. I think after we got married our lives would be like if we were playing Grand Theft Auto and we had used to cheats to unlock all guns and get infinite ammo. We would then proceed to rain destruction throughout the city and have a blast when doing so.

Jinx Ooh! Let's rob that truck!

http://i1378.photobucket.com/albums/ah116/Daniel_Fritsch/Lorana_zps6bvfd4yb.png Right after you! (shoots a rocket off into the distance at the oncoming swat vans)

Kayle The wedding would be heavenly, with the soothing sounds of bells ringing in the distance and the purest of light caressing her face. Everywhere I look there will be the faces of angels. However after the wedding I think I would have to live in a house of perfect order with her.

http://i1378.photobucket.com/albums/ah116/Daniel_Fritsch/Lorana_zps6bvfd4yb.png Like this?

Kayle Nonono! That plate goes on the bottom of the stack! And that one in the middle is supposed to be second from the top! That one is supposed to turn this way!

http://i1378.photobucket.com/albums/ah116/Daniel_Fritsch/Lorana_zps6bvfd4yb.png But they all look the same? T--T

Leona The wedding would take place at the peak of Targon, with the sun shining brightly in the sky. I would be captivated by her beauty as she walked up the aisle. After the wedding I would be put in a intense training program as Leona strives to make me as strong as herself in combat.

http://i1378.photobucket.com/albums/ah116/Daniel_Fritsch/Lorana_zps6bvfd4yb.png How many more have I got to do?

Leona 193 more pushups! Keep going!

Shyvana The wedding would be held in the Demacian royal court as Jarvin would have no less for his friend. But I would have to learn to "handle" her dragon like personality.

http://i1378.photobucket.com/albums/ah116/Daniel_Fritsch/Lorana_zps6bvfd4yb.png My boss just fired me today.

Shyvana WHAT!? Where does he live? I will tear him APART!!

http://i1378.photobucket.com/albums/ah116/Daniel_Fritsch/Lorana_zps6bvfd4yb.png Oh god! Calm down before you set the house on fire!

(Shyvana ults through the front door, taking the surrounding wall with it in a blaze of shattered wood and fire.)

http://i1378.photobucket.com/albums/ah116/Daniel_Fritsch/Lorana_zps6bvfd4yb.png Dear god! How am I gonna explain this to the landlord?

Veigar I don't know how it happened but it did. The wedding was filled with yordles and evil propaganda. The priest is a bit unsure if he should actually be presiding over the wedding or not.

http://i1378.photobucket.com/albums/ah116/Daniel_Fritsch/Lorana_zps6bvfd4yb.png Why did we get married again?

Veigar Because I heard somewhere that love was the most powerful force in the universe.

http://i1378.photobucket.com/albums/ah116/Daniel_Fritsch/Lorana_zps6bvfd4yb.png I don't think it is.

Veigar Oh. . .we'll see. . .mwaha. . .MWAHAHAHA!!

I later see the greatest Veigar ult I've ever seen in my life!

http://i1378.photobucket.com/albums/ah116/Daniel_Fritsch/Lorana_zps6bvfd4yb.png Huh. . .I guess love is really the most powerful force in the universe. . .go figure.

http://openwalls.com/image/1582/planet_crash_space_explosion_1920x1080.jpg

Treeofwar10/6/2015, 4:26:29 PM3 votes

looks like i main ahri now

Bemapon10/6/2015, 11:29:28 PM3 votes

Bard Aww yeah I am married to Santa!

Baseball3b10/6/2015, 3:53:25 PM2 votes

Syndra

Balls to the wall ( ͡o ͜ʖ ͡o)

Our wedding was paid for by the tears of all the scrubs we rekt.

HayRoss10/6/2015, 9:37:20 PM2 votes

Gangplank I don't think he would ever get married

Garen Would not stop bugging me to play beyblades with him

Blue Moon Wolf10/6/2015, 11:25:50 PM2 votes

MonkeyKing ... It was for insurance reasons... We got drunk in Vegas... We had a bet... WHAT IS THIS, 20 QUESTIONS? .__.

Fowus10/7/2015, 2:22:44 AM2 votes

You may kiss the bride

RekSai rasping & snarling noises

me: starts sweating in fear ~~ ~~ Upon arriving home from work

Talon

me: Talon, I'm home honey! Huh? Where are you?

alfavhunter10/6/2015, 5:47:14 PM1 votes

Anivia because the bird is the word

Windi10/6/2015, 7:52:03 PM1 votes

Quinn sounds boring tbh

Bhagswag10/6/2015, 7:56:53 PM1 votes

Sometimes an icy relationship needs a warm smile. Braum

kagepaladin10/6/2015, 8:45:22 PM1 votes

well i main morgana who already has a wedding dress.

Rock MD10/6/2015, 8:47:48 PM1 votes

Ahri

-Fanboying intensifies-

On a side note, you ever dated that girl who you were extremely worried nervous upsetting because she wasn't afraid to hit you? But if you put up with it she was hot and amazing?

Same basic thing. Only scarier.

WyvernEgg10/7/2015, 7:53:47 PM1 votes

Ahri Since I don't really care for weddings all the details are up to her

NazZomLord10/6/2015, 11:17:55 PM1 votes

Orianna

Well...My life would actually be quite wonderful now that i think about it, the curiosity and nature of Orianaa would make her a wonderful companion to wander, i am a electrical engineer specializing in robotics so i would always be able to take care of her. She seems as though any romantic gesture would make her so happy and appreciative of it. Although she does seem a bit creepy and unhuman its obvious she wants to be human and be accepted and i would make her feel perfect and pampered as any girl should.

I wouldn't want a large wedding perhaps something small, close family... Her father (if he is alive, Ball, Cait, Vi, Ezreal, Jayce) no one really for me would come. Probably at the back of a large opening on a river in the woods. A metallic dress with the perfect veil covering her face, emotionless but the feeling mutual... http://imgur.com/QPzr4gA

LordGeovanni10/8/2015, 12:13:35 PM1 votes

i dont main anyone in particular. Forever alone like amumu.

Shroom Junkie10/6/2015, 4:05:58 PM1 votes

Well, uh... I'd be gay. And insane to marry him. And probably dress like Harley Quinn. Shaco

Wedding would be random people tied up in chairs with gags in their mouths and an insane person playing a piano with bleeding fingertips and red hands. But we'd never kiss because of his mask so that would um... suck... I guess... maybe not.

CPU BIanc10/6/2015, 11:43:40 PM1 votes

Annie Well thats awkward

theragingnerd10/7/2015, 12:11:31 AM1 votes

Ahri infidelity has never been more stylish

Starfish H10/7/2015, 1:07:22 AM1 votes

Sion Well at least death can't do us apart now I guess.

Urgot Well at least we can do some awesome stuff like switching places to like spook people

Chogath Sigh Why do I main these guys.

Ńord10/7/2015, 1:51:56 AM1 votes

Sona. She may be quiet, but it's all about the body language if you know what I mean.Sona

Woodsy257510/7/2015, 1:54:34 AM1 votes

Khazix Consume and adapt has an ENTIRELY different meaning if you catch my drift

Jason the other10/7/2015, 2:22:33 AM1 votes

I get married to leblanc but find out that she has decived me and is secretly a guy

Catastrop10/8/2015, 12:24:19 PM1 votes

Lissandra Me:"Honey." Lissandra: "Yes?" Me: "You promise not to kill me when the Watchers rise again right?" Lissandra: "It depends." Me: ".....good enough, anyway back to the point, I do." Officiator: You may kiss. Me: Gets a stool because she is too tall for her own good.

Jukuren Rorikon10/6/2015, 3:59:15 PM1 votes

Soraka

We would never die, married forever.

ModAttysu The Poro10/7/2015, 2:25:31 AM1 votes

Lulu: HI!

Me: Hiya :3

Lulu: Wanna go play in the Glaive?!

Me: YEEEEEES

Sukishoo10/7/2015, 2:27:14 AM1 votes

I see a very sunny wedding Leona

lakeyja90010/7/2015, 4:18:33 AM1 votes

Forcast Janna

There's always a mini windstorm raging somewhere in my house and my wife always makes sure to keep me updated on the weather.

Kas12710/7/2015, 6:26:36 PM1 votes

Nidalee My dream of running off and living in the wild will finally be realized. I will be like Alexander Supertramp with one exception - my happiness will be shared with Nidalee.

The wedding will be held in a small gorgeous oasis deep in a jungle. It will be less formal than usual weddings. It will just be us in front of Udyr, who will be performing the ceremony, on a grey rock near the water with branches of bushes with sky-blue flowers sprawling around us as the full moon shines on our faces. On the other side of the water, her family of cougars will be lying around and observing the ceremony while admiring their "child". Udyr would mutter words to call upon wild spirits of nature for their blessing. One by one they would come and cast their strange magic on us. Then, the ceremony will end, and everyone will go their ways, while we go for a little walk in the jungle until we arrive at our new, beautifully constructed little house.

Ralantha10/7/2015, 6:28:49 PM1 votes

Good thing I live in a state that condones this sort of thing : Janna

OverpoweredSoap10/6/2015, 4:12:30 PM1 votes

Karma is now a beard.

Awkward household life I guess. No kids.

But if she wasn't a beard, I think it would be a pretty nice wedding.

Pretty calm, Master Yi crying because I stole his girl. Otherwise I think it would be a lovely wedding and reception.

Besides her I guess Jayce .

Wedding would be nice I guess, if we were to have one.

I expect to hear a bunch of sexual innuendos around the house often though.

Betoldia Prime10/6/2015, 4:47:00 PM1 votes

See Amumu you dont need friends, you have me <3. I promise to love you, and cherish you, and change your bandages after every fight. Hell, ill even wipe your item 3070 for you during your fights.

For a wedding, i wouldnt know, we always talked about going back to his lands, and the arid deserts are great, so we could have a great orient type wedding. we can even invite the Great Emperor Azir.

but be warned baby, you ain't my only one, you cheat on me or anything, and ill go back to them sexy boysGaren andOlaf. and i know i would have a great life with Olaf. he would protect me and since i love the cold, living in his hut up in the mountains wouldnt bother me at all. As for Garen, he would make me feel like royalty, for to him, i would be his king <3