Old Spice, duh.
What? Did you think it was AXE? The biochemical grenade sold to middle-school boys? No, Draven is a fucking MAN, and men use Old Spice. Do you think Draven would sell his soul to make a pun? You disgust me. Get out. I didn't mean it, stay. Just kidding, get out.
Bird Brains40 votesDraven by Draven
Made from the Tears of Innocent Children.
Xikini18 votesOrphan Tears.
DireXcon15 votesAfrican orphan tears
The Ender Cobra12 votesStarving African Orphan tears
TeCoolMage10 votesSick starving African orphan tears
ManiacalCoyote1 votesSick starving refugee African orphan tears
S H A Y C 05 votesAre there other kinds of African orphans besides sick and starving?
TeCoolMage10 votesdead
S H A Y C 011 votesif they're dead...are they still orphans? [zombie-brand-mindblown]
Lord Galvatron13 votesO God, not Zombie orphans. Anything but Zombie orphans.
S H A Y C 03 votesif there was a line somewhere...im pretty sure we passed way by it! lol
Fondling Gems6 votesWhat? You mean the line back there? As far as I am concerned that is the start line!
PaladinNO1 votesBut if they are zombie orphans, can they still cry?
Lord Galvatron1 votesBut if they are zombie orphans, can they still cry?
No, they just make this wailing moan. Just as sad and 100 times creepier.
PaladinNO1 votesThen something is really wrong with me - I bought Ghost Bride Morgana (hell, I unlocked Morgana just to get it) on release just for the recall. ^^
TeCoolMage1 voteswell I don't think souls can be biologically related to anyone, or be adopted.
and being a dead body doesn't give you your parents back...
S H A Y C 01 votesbut if you were orphaned because your parents died...you would theoretically be wherever they are now and "de-orphaned" Furthermore you would no longer be sick or starving... [slayer-pantheon-popcorn]
TeCoolMage1 voteswell firstly, I can say that I'd be a dead body and still be on earth like I was when I was alive with my parent's bones
ALSO children ditched by their parents without dying also count as orphans
finally, you asked if there were other kinds of orphans besides sick/starving.
S H A Y C 01 votesok so, first off i was just continuing the conversation and it was more philosophical than anything else just for a bit of fun.
ALSO children ditched by their parents without dying also count as orphans
there is a bit of an issue here:
Definition of orphan 1 : a child deprived by death of one or usually both parents
To be clear...im not attacking anybody, im just cultivating a morbidly entertaining conversation XD
TeCoolMage1 votesThen... If a child is abandoned while the parents are still alive, where do they go?
rtbf2256182414 votesSick starving African innocent orphan poor puppy tears diagnosed with aids and cancer.
TeCoolMage4 votesI'd totally wear that on my armpits
PaladinNO3 votesSo Vayne with Yasuo support. Yeah, I can see that being a sales hit . ^^
Lord Galvatron7 votes[{quoted}](name=I Feed Krugs,realm=NA,application-id=Ir7ZrJjF,discussion-id=1M67aAI6,comment-id=,timestamp=2016-11-28T09:03:13.465+0000)
AXE? The biochemical grenade sold to middle-school boys?
That was a disturbingly accurate description of Axe. Duct Tape + Axe = Lockeroom chaos
ManiacalCoyote1 votesWorse idea: Duct Tape + Air Horn
Even worse: Combine the two bombs. Perfect thing to wake people up with.
S H A Y C 06 votesYes but the important questions havent been asked...hence they havent been answered.
** Bearglove or Swagger???**
Legacy Hydralpha4 votesAre those the new American wizarding school houses?
Garlic Butter3 votesDraven wears Draven by Draven (aka he doesn't wear deodorant BECAUSE he is a manly man).
Did you know deodorant has only existed a few decades and only exists in the U.K. And U.S. ? It's really not worn elsewhere because it is complete madness.
Veltox2 votesPOWAAAAAAAAAAAAAR https://media.giphy.com/media/zrcH6qNGE4rG8/giphy.gif
Anastaecia2 votesI thought the deodorant wore Draven.
penguinhedgehog1 votesSomeone needs to edit a commercial so that it's all Draven.
PaladinNO1 votesAXE? The biochemical grenade sold to middle-school boys?
That ain't no joke for real! I got an accidental waft from someone who'd just covered themselves in that stuff as I passed him by in a small corridor once - it was AXE, alright. Felt my like sense of smell just got AXEd straight down the middle before the secondary effect of suffocation kicked in. I was all "if I survive this, I'm calling CBRNE..."
Seriously, how is it even possible to buy that stuff without a weapons permission? :/
Candoodle1 votesholy sheit i got baited wp
