Your Champion buys a particular item. Give them some dialogue!

darkdill·Jun 6, 2015·60 votes·5,374 views

Older Champions (and even some newer ones) don't have this, so give them some extra things to say!

#Examples!

- "The flames of the sun protect me."

- "Trust in the power of the Solari."

- "Prickly."

- "A fine weapon to remove one's head."

- "Fit for a Troll King. I like it!"

141 Comments

HobbsgoblinJun 6, 201558 votes

Darius item 1026 : "No..." Darius item 1058 : "No, no, no..." Darius item 3089 : "NO NO NO NO NO NO NO!"

Captain AishiJun 7, 20155 votes

Darius item 3157 Always DUNK for the gold! (I've done it a couple of times, it's hilarious)

IcyPepperJun 6, 201535 votes

Soraka item 1028 Ugh... really?

DrackolusJun 7, 20154 votes

I'm laughing and crying at the same time.

manbearswineJun 7, 20151 votes

{quoted}

Ugh... really?

...so no sighstone then?

IcyPepperJun 7, 20154 votes

Soraka item 2049 A small sacrifice for a greater cause.

Soraka item 2045 If only I could make a wish...

PickleBabahJun 7, 201532 votes

Heimerdinger item 3172 : "I do not mean to be rude... but what was your explanation behind this build?"

DMC75001Jun 6, 201531 votes

: "I will strive to become a better king, like my father!" : "I think I'll start with a dry martini: add two dashes of lemon, one shot of vodka, and hold the lime, because the damn taste ruins my palate." : "Iceborne Gauntlet acquired. Uploading human joke: "Tonight's forcast: A FREEZE." : "Third time's a charm, kid."

theragingnerdJun 7, 201527 votes

Ahri item 1058 oh my blushs

Killer of PorosJun 7, 201526 votes

Pantheon item 3751 I can use this to bake.

Slamurai JackJun 6, 201523 votes

Yasuo item 3087 What is the wind but a portent of the storm? item 3031 Now you'll definitely need friends.

NarasimhaJun 7, 201523 votes

Mordekaiser item 3146 This whole...technology thing, is highly overrated.

Nocturne item 3071 How...appropriate.

Azir item 3069 Shurima? Shuurrrimmmaaaaa....T.T

Thanotos OmegaJun 6, 201522 votes

Sion item 3146 A true Warrior can wield any weapon,

Viktor item 3027 item 3089 item 3116 item 3135 item 3157 item 3285 Magic is but primitive science and still has it's use,

Jayce item 3078 What's better then adapting? Being the best at everything,

Shyvana item 3725 item 3721 item 3717 item 3709 item 3068 Almost as hot as my blood,

CrettJun 7, 201522 votes

Garen item 3089 : Hm. This feels right.

Mecha MaIphiteJun 7, 201518 votes

Garen item 1026 the wand chooses the wizard

Biff ManlyJun 7, 201521 votes

Cassiopeia item 1001 "..."

cshakesJun 7, 201518 votes

Cassiopeia item 1001 "A fashionable hat for a fashionable lady."

FantasySniperJun 7, 201521 votes

Zyra item 3151 : "Feel my poison." Jinx item 1038 : "Oo-ooh! If only it was a gun..." Aatrox item 3072 : "You lust for battle will be sated." Ashe item 3085 : "I thought I only needed one shot."

AudiomancyJun 6, 201519 votes

Bard item 3285 chimes merrily

NielarkenJun 7, 201518 votes

Rammus item 3143 "Yep" Rammus item 3075 "Ok" Rammus item 3068 "Ok" Rammus item 3110 "Yep"

tifas left elbowJun 6, 201517 votes

Malzahar item 3151 "They shall weep."

Mordekaiser item 3146 "Not my standard choice of weapon..."

7ha7guy777Jun 6, 201516 votes

I feel like void champions (malz at minimum) should have an interaction with item 3512

DMC75001Jun 6, 201559 votes

RekSai item 3512 : "purrs affectionately, as if the Voidlings were her children" Malzahar : "My voidlings are not...amused. Chogath : "RISE MY MINIONS. ANNIHILATE MY ENEMIES." Velkoz : "Voidling-based life form adequate for experimentation." Kassadin : "When I was back living in the Void, I used to count these things to fall asleep."

EDIT 2: Okay, okay, FINEEEE. Here's some for Koggy and Kha'Zix.

KogMaw item 3512 : "Little voidling gives me stomach ache..." Khazix : "If you thought they were deadly after the first three, wait until you see them evolve to their...final form. Eheheh...."

FowusJun 6, 20153 votes

what about Khazix

FantasySniperJun 7, 20159 votes

Khazix item 3512 : "Grow strong! Ahrahaha!" KogMaw : "Find me food!"

Captain AishiJun 7, 201516 votes

Renekton item 3092 Blizzard Lizard INCOMING!

Chaotic ReksJun 7, 201514 votes

Azir : item 3069 "The Mark of a True ascendant!" Xerath : item 3285 "My power shall echo through those that oppose me!" Bard : chime noises Mordekaiser : item 3135 "Nothing shall save them from the pain!" Amumu : item 3068 "Please don't go..." Akali : item 3146 "A true assassin would never use a gun, this time being an exception." Ezreal : item 3025 "Finally, a gauntlet for the other hand." Shen : item 3075 "Using deception to protect my allies." Yasuo : item 3087 "With wind comes clouds, with clouds come storms, with storms come lightning." Lissandra : item 3092 "Now my position is claimed." Fiddlesticks : item 3023 "And you thought I was scary..."

SH AzykanJun 7, 201514 votes

Diana item 3190 You heathen, I shall not betray my values!!! (then immediately resells it back to the shop)

kitcat300Jun 7, 201514 votes

Ahri item 1058 "If I had a gold piece for every time I heard that..." Akali item 3146 "Why does this feel... UN-balanced?" Ashe item 3022 "Aren't they cold enough?" Evelynn item 3100 "Karthus and I never get along anyways." Karma item 3092 "The people already follow, I have no need to claim anything." Leblanc item 3285 "Mine's better." Skarner item 3512 "AHH!!! BUGS!!!"

DownfallJun 6, 201511 votes

Rammus can only say ok.

OverpoweredSoapJun 7, 201511 votes

Karma item 3151 "To hide behind a mask, is to hide one's true inner strength." item 3158 "Ah, these boots have seen better days.." item 1038 "I hope you get reported at the end of the match, summoner."

PerishSoftlyJun 7, 201511 votes

Veigar item 3027 Like me, it only grows stronger with time. Veigar item 3089 Ahhhhhhh....perfect!

The Yetii RiderJun 7, 201511 votes

Sona item 3303 : "...." Sona item 3100 : "...." Sona item 3174 : "...."

Kal Vas FlamJun 7, 201510 votes

Ziggs item 2003 "Does this thing explode? It looks like it explodes. I'll take it!"

dandyangelJun 6, 20159 votes

Jayce item 3157 CANT TOUCH THIS

rebound2Jun 6, 20159 votes

Draven "Watch out, Draven's got his Infinity Edge! Bwahahahaha!"

Oh wait, nevermind. That already exists on Primetime Draven.

Hoi Im TemmoJun 7, 20159 votes

Rammus, Fixed:

Rammus item 3075 -"OK"

SlaaneshineJun 7, 20159 votes

Sion item 3041

I...CAN'T READ!!!

DryditchJun 7, 20158 votes

Malphite buys item 3401

With me, little one.

Teemo buys anything: satanic laugh

TheSequelsRBadJun 7, 20158 votes

Chogath item 3027 "Um, how am I supposed to hold this again?'

I Main SwainJun 7, 20158 votes

Swain item 1038 wtf is this?

Kuroi86Jun 7, 20158 votes

Garen item 3071 : No armor shall save them from justice!

Chogath item 3151 : Their souls will burn for eternity!

Elise item 3285 : Mmm... I like the bite of this one.

Malphite item 3068 : Rock on.

Vladimir item 3152 : Their will... my pleasure!

James StoneJun 7, 20158 votes

item 2051 Sejuani SOUND THE CHARGE (pls add this item to SR)

item 3512 Chogath This is but a warning of times to come

item 3800 Singed Yes... Yes! YES!

item 3134 Talon Too blunt for my tastes, but it'll do

item 3071 Talon Now this... this will do fine

item 3072 Talon Bleed them dry

item 1026 Syndra So much potential. So many choices. So much untapped power.

V2msRHouI0Jun 7, 20157 votes

Bard item 2051 Starts playing a sick beat

wakefireJun 7, 20157 votes

I spent way too much time of this...

Fiora item 3153 : Ze greatest duelist deserves a regal blade! Fiora item 3072 : I thirst only for a worthy challenge! Fiora item 3115 : A..._ tooth_? Such an unrefined weapon!

Malzahar item 3027 : The power of the void grows ever stronger.

Nami item 2049 : It's no moonstone, but it'll have to do.

Renekton item 3074 : This shall bathe in the blood of legions!

Sejuani item 3110 : Winter... is here.

Katarina item 3089 : Rabadon lorded over life and death, and so shall I.

Heimerdinger item 3060 : Hextech augmentations to frontline forces should result in 80% increased battlefield efficiency!

Malphite item 3110 : Cold rock. Solid. item 3068 : Hot rock. Solid.

item 3025 : Punch, over ice. Ha!

Shyvana item 3710 / item 3718 / item 3722 / item 3726 : A dragon is always hungry.

Mecha MaIphiteJun 7, 20156 votes

Gragas item 2041 glug glug glug

ArbiterOfTruthJun 7, 20156 votes

Diana item 3170 - How appropriate. / Of course I need this.

LavanielJun 7, 20156 votes

Ashe item 3031 "This is sure to leave a mark." Ashe item 1038 "How do I attach this to a bow?" Lissandra item 3022 "Let it go! Let it go! Can't hold my ice back anymore!" Zac item 3136 "Ugh, it's too tight." Taric item 3089 "Stylish, yet functional." <<He already says that! Tryndamere item 1058 "I guess my left arm is about to be as strong as my right arm." Jinx item 1038 "Guns that shoot swords?!" laughs maniacally Soraka item 1036 "This isn't a banana. They never expect bananas..." DrMundo item 1001 item 3089 "MUNDO STAB BAD GUYS WITH WHATEVER HE PLEASES"

TDubHJun 8, 20155 votes

Warwick item 3718 I will feast on their souls and their bones (or mejai's for the occasional AP ww) Warwick item 3153 ruined kings blade for ruining creatures... "laughs"

Jax item 3078 Who needs a weapon with this? Jax item 3153 I've ruined kings with lesser weapons. Jax item 3146 Now they don't need to imagine. Jax item 3143 as if they needed a second omen Jax item 3139 More time hitting, less time sitting.

Nasus item 3025 Death will move faster than they. Nasus item 3153 i need not see this to know of kings, and ruin. Nasus item 3089 They will fade into dust. Nasus item 3069 I have watched through the ages for this time. Nasus item 3070 To collect the tears of the ages. Nasus item 3072 this bloodlust only comes from broken minds. Nasus item 3041 they will have their life and souls siphoned from them. Nasus item 3141 Rituals have destroyed before.

Diana item 3285 It seems that the past is bound to echo through time. Diana item 3001 I've seen the abyss that the sun leads to. Diana item 3157 Twilight will fade no longer. Diana item 3057 May the sheen of the moon guide my blade