Now listen, I'm a patient man

AhmCha··124 votes·4,019 views

You wanna level 1 cheese? I'll deal You're jungler wants to camp me? I'll deal You spam mastery 7 every time you last hit? I'll deal

But if you ever, EVER break the dance treaty, to quote Mori. "I will not damn you, I will end you"

36 Comments

The Aqualious84 votes

It's gonna turn into a item 3812

heterosexual DIE17 votes

you

. . .

I hate you.

The Aqualious26 votes

Many do... At Least none of their Rage has formed into a Blade

heterosexual DIE22 votes

item 3151

The Aqualious26 votes

Least I don't have a item 3110

heterosexual DIE9 votes

Trying to find jokes with items, but I'm bad at it.

So I'll just leave here this unknown one

item 3632

The Aqualious13 votes

You tried

500000000000000016 votes

Gayzoo couldn't have the last word, but still had the item 3035

Legacy Hydralpha10 votes

When it comes to making item puns, I may have an item 3031.

Velzard of Koz14 votes

I am at my item 3091 from these puns

BoundaryBreaker4 votes

Let's just hope nobody is an item 3504 when it comes to puns.

Squidsmastah1 votes

I'm actually feeling quite a item 3067 with these puns.

Fairyfleur1 votes

These puns are hurting me to the item 3196

dragon1xx1 votes

The best pun is this: I Garen tee it is.

BoundaryBreaker5 votes

These are item puns, don't make me throw down the item 3025

Requiemsfire9 votes

Guess you got item 3056'd

Wolfram Oxford1 votes

[{quoted}](name=Gayzoo 4 Ever,realm=EUW,application-id=Ir7ZrJjF,discussion-id=0BPmy6zo,comment-id=000000000000000000000000,timestamp=2016-10-07T16:26:05.231+0000)

Trying to find jokes with items, but I'm bad at it.

So I'll just leave here this unknown one

item 3632

item 3649

Golden Tager X3 votes

item 3124

Whut Thuh 1 votes

my item 3345 to this type of humor is obscure items

Netherlife1 votes

... ... ... clap ... clap clap clapclap clapclapclap clapclapclapclapclap CLAPCLAPCLAPCLAPCLAPCLAPCLAPCLAPCLAPCLAPCLAPCLAPCLAP! [slayer-pantheon-thumbs]

Mister Modesty17 votes

Don't shed a item 3070 You gotta risk it for the item 2010 When you're on a date with item 3902 Sometimes you gotta go to item 3812 All it takes is some item 3086 And when she looks at you with that item 3136 Just remember- before you take off your item 1011 Always use summoner 21 Pantheon Trojan Man

Lord Galvatron9 votes

riskitforthebiscuit

Reaper Soraka15 votes

Sorry. Please understand that it's for spellthief's gold.

It isn't personal.

Ralanr14 votes

A the dance treaty. It's been ages since I've had one.

Melledoneus11 votes

Rivens and Yasuos in the top lane have no honor.

Ralanr2 votes

Well duh. They both won't shut up about it.

BigBellBrute7 votes

{quoted}

You wanna level 1 cheese? I'll deal You're jungler wants to camp me? I'll deal You spam mastery 7 every time you last hit? I'll deal

But if you ever, EVER break the dance treaty, to quote Mori. "I will not damn you, I will end you"

I thought you were supposed to do the mastery thing when you totally goof like Miss a skill shot and are about to die.

D2Vincent1 votes

sort of, it's actually when you miss your Q as Blitzcrank and then you spam laugh. :P

TequilaZombie2 votes

You spam it after death. I've actually got a Panth to stop everything and type on the chat because of it. He died while typing.

OP strat 10/10

cltclssic2 votes

I'd prefer the dance over the mastery emote spam.

I honestly don't know why Riot hasn't limited the # of uses you get with it or given us a way to hide it via options.

Very distracting when it pops up every second when you are trying to dodge skillshots, farm, etc.

Toxic addition to the game IMO.

RamboDash154 votes

I often refer to it as the bm button

Bârd2 votes

It's along the lines of Singed laugh.

Did they miss a skillshot? Ha Did they miss a CS? Ha Are you about to get away? Ha

Kitty Pix1 votes

If I have a cool skin and go to bm my recall, better not be rude either ;n;

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