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riven has a skin that shows her ass in leggings

LorePal··9 votes·2,419 views

but graves can't have a cigar

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BoisterBruiser10 votes

Asses in leggings are good for your health. Cigars are not.

Checkmate.

SelflessTeammate1 votes

Like, because...Because it helps some males and homosexual women prevent certain types of cancer eased through repeated "full release", or...? I mean, you could run a few ways with that.

Drunk Rummate4 votes

they've already stated several times that the reason Graves had his cigar removed is because

  1. They wanted to standardize portraits/splash art across all clients so that they weren't making different splash art for CN/KR/NA etc. anymore.
  2. In some countries it is not legal for them to show the cigar

So if you want to go on a rampage about hypocrisy then you should probably have a word with the Chinese government instead of complaining about Riot who is just following their laws.

4th Chiming Lamb1 votes

But it's fun coming up with ridiculous things and comparing them to a GOD DAMN CIGAR. Like, Ahri can be a succubus that kills with sex, but Graves can't have a fucking cigar?

theragingnerd1 votes

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But it's fun coming up with ridiculous things and comparing them to a GOD DAMN CIGAR. Like, Ahri can be a succubus that kills with sex, but Graves can't have a fucking cigar?

its ahri has that skin but graves can't have a damn cigar we are from the magikarp video

aaronautumn1 votes

does anyone actually care if he has a cigar or not?

LorePal1 votes

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does anyone actually care if he has a cigar or not?

i do

aaronautumn1 votes

i will buy you a cigar then

Mathlete8641 votes

Not really. They just don't like how hypocritical riot is being with the situation. "Miss fortune has boobs bigger than her head, but Graves can't have a cigar". "riven has a skin that shows her ass in leggings, but Graves can't have a cigar". "Nidalee's Dance animation is her breast humping her spear like a stripper, but Graves can't have a cigar." etc...

Techfusion71 votes

Like vayne can kill me but graves can't have a cigar.

MiracleSpire1 votes

Bard can be a champion, but Graves can't have a damn cigar!

ModAcademy Kayn1 votes

Magikarp anyone?

SelflessTeammate1 votes

"That was the joke." - McBain

I expected more people to start stealing it, though, as soon as I saw that. I have yet to hear it anywhere but here.

Pew Pew Lasers1 votes

Teemo can have shrooms but Graves can't have a cigar.

On a serious note; I miss the cigar and I'm a person deadly allergic to tobacco and avoid it like the plague.

At least cigars/pipes have some class with their casual slow burn, unlike cigarettes which burn quick and make the person suck on it like a heroine addict.

LorePal1 votes

katarina can exist, but graves can't have a cigar

Colgate Gator1 votes

Being fair, Riven's ass doesn't cause lung cancer.

LorePal1 votes

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Being fair, Riven's ass doesn't cause lung cancer.

having a fake ass can kill you

Colgate Gator3 votes

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having a fake ass can kill you

How dare you say that to Riven's ass.

Tryhard Mittens1 votes

Gragas can chug brew, but Graves can't have a cigar!?!?!

Kuzja11 votes

Graves had his cigar in the cinematic but he doesn't have it in the game?

Kal Vas Flam1 votes

Cause sex doesn't hurt you but smoke does. I actually smoke myself and had no issue with it, but I guess I see the logic behind it.

Glomerious1 votes

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"Cause sex doesn't hurt you"

I must be doing it wrong all the time because i'm always sore after sex... item 3070

7ha7guy7771 votes

Gragas Esquire can have a cigarette, but Graves can't have a cigar

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