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Over Innsmouth27 votes

Cant even get breakfast in peace without being plagued by you.

EvanThomas24 votes

I swear the people in Memes and Games are ridiculously more skilled with GIFs than on any other site, even ones that are dedicated to memes

NastyMcOutplay3 votes

gifs are only used by normies, all the gifs on memes and games are cancer

TyrekGoldenspear10 votes

Well Iron is ever-present in the blood. :^)

LordSirChipmunk8 votes

Iron is ever-present in my cereal, too! Also fortified with Vitamin B.

Spice POWAH2 votes

no kidding, you can literally blend it and pick it bits of metal with a magnet.

MadManApocalypse2 votes

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Well Iron is ever-present in the blood. :^)

Not mine.

Iron Deficiency and Anemia!

Gnart Even Close17 votes

don't you mean without being hemoplagued?

Melledoneus11 votes

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Shen's laning phase.

Very cool until you realize he's fighting minions.

TyrekGoldenspear5 votes

Joke's on Morde though, their late games are literally swapped.

Malicious Metal13 votes

Implying the enemy will ever reach late game :^)

Seriously though, Morde's late game isn't bad, he just becomes a lot more team reliant by then, which blows seeing that Vlad can just pool through the enemy frontline and do unspeakable vampire things to the backline.

TyrekGoldenspear2 votes

Especially because Vlad's ult increases damage dealt.

Vlad ult plus Morde 3rd Q and ult. Hue. GG Carry.

Skias2 votes

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Implying the enemy will ever reach late game :^)

Seriously though, Morde's late game isn't bad, he just becomes a lot more team reliant by then, which blows seeing that Vlad can just pool through the enemy frontline and do unspeakable vampire things to the backline.

God help him if the enemy has CC, though. Last time I saw Morde, he got perma locked by our Maokai and Braum. He stood in my Anivia Blizzard until he died. 100-0. lol

Golden Tager X13 votes

HEHE, the best player on my team is your adc, MUAHHAHAHHAHAHAH!!!!!

EvanThomas9 votes

Jhin cries in 4

Faceroll Tactics4 votes

My Vladimir pre rework was a huge lane bully, and a total bitch to trade with because at any sign of hostility I'd pool and poke them with q autos and e on their walk of shame back... I miss old Vladimir

RFPSHBYQl71 votes

Dude same... I don't know I feel like the old Vlad was a lot better. I literally went 10W 0L in my placements. I had a very weird playstyle where I'd rush WOTA and gunblade. Even if early game was supposed to be weak for Vlad I somehow still won the lane most of the times. Lategame I dealt so friggin much damage with E stacked.

reaperteaser1 votes

y all the hate on vlad? is tides on right now?

Malicious Metal4 votes

Nope, he won't be on for a looooong time. He's back in Thailand so he won't be able to play with me for the time being T_T

50000000000000001 votes

This Tides of Blood vs Malicious Metal feud is so fun to watch. Also, it inspires me to make some variation of Family Feud, but teams are made of champion mains. First match being Mordekaiser vs Vladimir, naturally.

Skorch1 votes

Man i miss playing Vlad, even after his buffs i still feel like its an uphill struggle to win lane.

Over Innsmouth3 votes

You're not meant to. Going even/no deaths is winning lane for Vlad.

Unless you're against Gangplank, then you can win lane. Show that pirate fucker who's boss.

Skorch1 votes

Man i remember in the days of Will (I started playing Vlad like 1 month before it was removed) I would first-back Will AND Spirits, 40 or so CS ahead, and like 7/1 at 14min. Good idea not buying items that long? No. Hilarious? Yes...

Over Innsmouth1 votes

Will of the Ancients was so retarded.

Then again, Crimson Rush is arguably more retarded so I'm not complaining.

Skorch1 votes

I just dont play him anymore, it feels like i CANT win lane anymore, or the best i can do is farm and go even and then just be a tanky piece of shit. But then again they lowered his tankiness for more AP scalings right. HAHAHAHAHAHA

GGLineaR1 votes

He was too powerful in pro play, but rather than rework him, thy just gutted him. It's a shame, because I love his playstyle.

strut1 votes

I don't know dude i always destroy Mordekaiser in lane with Vlad.

DeathBurst1 votes

I know this was supposed to be just a joke, but how do you actually play versus Vlad? I find it to be one of the hardest match-up, especially since I wouldn't expect it to be hard in the first place, given Vlad's medium-short range. I have more successes against Vel'koz and Veigar than against Vlad :s

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