Trust me I'm a Siontist

KnoblinSlayer·3/13/2015, 1:37:36 PM·18 votes·2,541 views

Sion In the name if science I smite foes with my mighty lumber jack axe in hope of one day freeing my good pal varg from an eternity of Jonny Bravo reruns.

Any questions regarding playstyle choices and runes let me know.

16 Comments

KnoblinSlayer3/13/2015, 1:43:35 PM4 votes

Who You calling a bone head?

Swains Wurld3/14/2015, 4:33:34 AM3 votes

It is clear to me that this "Siontist" as he calls himself, is merely 3 corgis in a man costume, pretending to play LoL. Once you look at the fact that he has a short attention span, loves treats and belly rubs, and enjoys walkies, it becomes obvious even to the most ignorant observer.

KwangoTango3/13/2015, 7:18:26 PM1 votes

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Baron of Bread3/13/2015, 7:31:04 PM1 votes

It looks like you built pure damage in some of your matches there. Is that your usual or do you usually go tanky?

FirstSergeantBim3/14/2015, 5:23:41 AM1 votes

Once you start playing at a higher ELO the enemy team will punish you hard for building anything that isn't borderline full tank. Unless your team is able to really disrupt the enemy team, it's really easy for them to step out of your skill shots. I play a lot of Sion and if you aren't a tanky son of a bitch, then good players will kite the shit out of you and dodge your skillshots.

If you want to try something different, I recommend going Hybrid Penetration, going 21-0-9, getting sorc shoes and then building full tank from there. All of your abilities will be doing great damage and you will be able to soak up even more. Your AA, Q and R aren't as reliable as your W and your E, so building Magic Pen makes a lot more sense if you want to do damage. Plus having Magic Pen allows you to siege really well because you can nail their squishies for over 300 HP from 1500 units away and it allows you to become a terror in lane because it's much more difficult to itemize against magic damage in the early game.

VOIDONETRIX3/16/2015, 3:17:28 PM1 votes

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