Boards Arguments in a Nutshell

Here's my argument; it's unassailable. I know more about the game than anyone else because I have this anecdotal evidence about it that happened my last game.

I'm Silver, but I know a lot more about the game than anyone else in my elo. Trust me.

Here is a high elo player who reaffirms my position. He obviously didn't know what he was talking about the previous time, but he's finally siding with me, which means he must've grown and matured into an intellectual. His evidence is the key ingredient.

It's clearly an unpopular opinion, it's only posted on the boards twice a day.

People who have a point clearly are shooting outside my arbitrary goalposts because they don't understand the game at a fundamental level.

Also, you can't rank shame me. Rank means nothing when it comes to game knowledge, and I am a font of wisdom.

Aha, the first assailant gave up, he must realize that his knowledge of the game doesn't compare to my knowledge.

Is that it? Anyone else wish to test themselves in a verbal battle?

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WHY ISN'T ANYONE WILLING TO DEBATE????? ARE YOU INTIMIDATED??????