[Fun Community Topic]: Designing a VO

So heres the pitch: If you were tasked with writing & designing a VO (Voice Over) for an upcoming VGU, which champion would it be & what would be something you would have that champion say in-game?

This can be a Unique Interaction with another Champion/Item purchase, Joke/Taunt, Joke/Taunt response, movement or attacks. Other examples would be Using certain abilities, summoner spells or takedowns (this can include unique interactions, upon getting a killing spree or taking down multiple enemies in a short time).