Save me pls (offensive+cringe)

So my brother wanted to bring one of his friends over to our house. cringe happened, my friend was online, and this happened.

Nudes: omg Nudes: theyre voicecalling rn Dahoom152: I want to leave it Nudes: HIS FRIEND EVEN ASKED HIM Nudes: "am i cringy or no?" Nudes: like Nudes: YES Dahoom152: LOL Nudes: YES YOU ARE Nudes: YOU AND HIM Nudes: and my brother Nudes: "yes" Dahoom152: What did you say about me %%% Nudes: AND THEN PROCEEDS TO PULL OUT THE CRINGIEST FUCKING LAUGH Nudes: like omfg Nudes: not you you REMOVED CUZ ITS MEAN Dahoom152: Are they even humans Nudes: his friend came to my house once Dahoom152: Thats abc news 5 shit right there Nudes: his laugh actually scares me Dahoom152: Lol Nudes: its like KSI's gone wronger Dahoom152: UHAUAHAUAAUA Dahoom152: like this? Nudes: more like Dahoom152: Monkey sounds Dahoom152: Cuz ksi is a RACIST BANTER Nudes: [Inaudible] Dahoom152: Damn Nudes: and then my brother goes ahead and says Dahoom152: Do you live in an aparment Nudes: "We're like robotic robots!" Nudes: "am i cringy" "yes" Nudes: no Dahoom152: Abc news 5 Nudes: but we have a 3 room house Nudes: and my cat has one of them :p Dahoom152: What kinda poor family do u have Nudes: gotta give your cat a room man Nudes: my brother: "Your brother is really annoying me" Nudes: me: "????" Dahoom152: ?? Dahoom152: You or his Nudes: I SIT NEXT TO HIM TALKING TO HIMSELF FOR 8 FUCKING HOURS Nudes: My brother to his brother Dahoom152: What are they voice chatting in Nudes: him: "you know your brother equals cringe. 101% cringe. like can you just stop? WHHHAATT? why dont you take a look at my pikachu 3ds? :D" Nudes: like Nudes: skype Nudes: theyre talking about jake paul and pewdiepie Nudes: please help Dahoom152: Pc? Dahoom152: Lol Nudes: "Jakenoobers!" Nudes: "One direction lalala" Nudes: FUCK Nudes: oh Nudes: the Radeon one i used to own Nudes: he plays elevator sims and calls them cringy and not himself Nudes: like hello? Nudes: if you listened to what theyre saying man Nudes: theyre talking about color me mine now Nudes: i am not lying Dahoom152: Lmfao Dahoom152: You are in hell Nudes: I KNOW Dahoom152: Thats what you deserve for being a RACIST BANTER to me at school Nudes: fuck off RACIST BANTER Nudes: xd Nudes: you know what Nudes: im posting this whole chat log to the LOL forums Dahoom152: More torture to come i guess Nudes: i need to raise awareness Nudes: i need help Nudes: OMG Dahoom152: What does this have anything to do with league.. Nudes: THEYRE SCREAMING INTO THEIR PHONES NOW Nudes: theres anime memes on the lol forums Nudes: its random af Dahoom152: 4chan u mena Dahoom152: Mean Dahoom152: Well dont worry Dahoom152: Im coming in a bit to play some battlegrounds Dahoom152: I HOPE U TRAINED Nudes: i did Nudes: 0 kills past 2 weeks Dahoom152: Good Nudes: :) Dahoom152: Bad Dahoom152: Bad luck Dahoom152: Boy boy* Dahoom152: Bad fucking auto correct Dahoom152: God damn it Dahoom152: How do u turn off this shit Nudes: you know whats fucking cringe overload Nudes: the fact that my brother is against swearing Dahoom152: Yes Dahoom152: U Nudes: but uses LMAO all the time Dahoom152: LMAO Dahoom152: oh Nudes: yeah that. Dahoom152: Oh no Dahoom152: Ok ill stop Dahoom152: Lel Dahoom152: Can u record the conversation Dahoom152: Get the best parts for me? Nudes: NO Nudes: NO Nudes: NO Nudes: HIS 5 YEAR OLD BROTHER JOINS THE CALL Nudes: HES SOUNDS LIKE SOME KID FEATURED ON BARNEY MAN Nudes: FUCK Dahoom152: Lel Nudes: "(My brothers name), wanna play? "whispers "No, im busy. Busy on my computer" the only thing he has open is an elevator sim Nudes: he posts videos on some randy YT channel, uses notepad to communicate Nudes: :) Dahoom152: He learned the RACIST BANTER technique Nudes: All they do is do cringy shit and speak about electric cars Nudes: like Nudes: please Nudes: for the love of fuck Nudes: be quiet Dahoom152: This guy does not belong in the pc master race Nudes: I KNOW Nudes: but Nudes: hes mostly on the PS4 Nudes: so thank tits for that Nudes: Less pollution xd Dahoom152: Hes a nintendo switch %%%got at most Nudes: right Nudes: lmao Nudes: His friend "Ya bois car is about to get exploded" Nudes: screw this im done, cant talk about this anymore, forgives pls xd [sg-ahri-1]

FYI: my brother and i have a good relationship, just not when hes skyping. I just felt like this call was too priceless, it has to live forever.