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Tahm kench will be the most powerful jg ever and NO ONE will be able to stop him.

ChairOfTruth··65 votes·18,783 views

idk man ever since the scuttle crab changes ive devoted my life to scuttle. Getting scuttle is the key to life and achieving nirvana. get scuttle, win game.

scuttle > buffs scuttle > dragon scuttle > kills scuttle > rift herald scuttle > turret scuttle > being a productive jg and ganking to give ur team a lead scuttle > baron scuttle > inhib scuttle > nexus scuttle > winning your promos scuttle > graduating high school scuttle > being successful in life scuttle > family and friends scuttle > life itself scuttle > scuttle the list goes on

Getting scuttle is the absolute and ultimate achievement in life. The single greatest accomplishment a man can ever dream of achieving. And recently, I have discovered the ultimate scuttle securing champion, behold our new king, TahmKench He is a perfectly bred specimen created with only one purpose in life, to get that scuttle. Enemy jg gonna smite? nope u just eat and run away then spit it out whenever u please to smite in an area you feel comfortable, safe, and secure in.

51 Comments

CytheGuy30 votes

Champion: TahmKench Lane: River

As it should be

500000000000000011 votes

rivershen

HeimerLmao1 votes

riverkench

FilDaFunk23 votes

Nunu

xelaker19 votes

"I AM THE RIVER KING!"

thefourtysn16 votes

Nice meme!

Chip Bonk1 votes

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Nice meme!

I agree it’s a nice meme, but depressing to me as a Tahm main as my first steps with him were when he legit actually was the jungle king. I miss that but it was quite unhealthy.

grarrrg14 votes

Syndra counter jungle. Now what you do?

Zeppelins circus9 votes

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Syndra counter jungle. Now what you do?

Pick mid syndra with TK jungle GG. Just in case all fails, top Sion will be ulting through the river and will shout at the crab. Maximum crab security!

Spoofghoul1 votes

lel shout

i didn't hear anything over that nerf hammer bashing his skull in

jeffeypop1 votes

{quoted} i didn't hear anything over that nerf hammer

I didn't know that Nerf™ made a hammer.

bashing his skull in

Nerf toys don't bash skulls in, that's the whole point. They turn things they strike into other harmless foam play things. Thats why we use them in analogy for weakening our most hated champs.

GenoXx5 votes

https://i.ytimg.com/vi/n9WClv4U5B8/hqdefault.jpg

"In this season, Scuttle is mo impotant than kills. Scuttle. A stray scuttle crab. Scuttle...killing scuttle is mo impotant than than winning. I like Scuttle!"

LetMeCarry19831 votes

LMAO. I loled....10/10

KlydeFrog4 votes

Umm cough cough ivern is and always will be the master of jungle

Saianna3 votes

achieving nirvana.

Wiki says: (in Buddhism) a transcendent state in which there is neither suffering, desire, nor sense of self, and the subject is released from the effects of karma and the cycle of death and rebirth. It represents the final goal of Buddhism.

In other words you want to cut your rebrith cycle to stop existing entirely. Yea, gj on using words you don't understand :D

I love this forum. Everyone is so butthurt when you point their mistakes :D Downvoting me won't make wiki definition change kids ;)

RemySML10 votes

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Wiki says: (in Buddhism) a transcendent state in which there is neither suffering, desire, nor sense of self, and the subject is released from the effects of karma and the cycle of death and rebirth. It represents the final goal of Buddhism.

In other words you want to cut your rebrith cycle to stop existing entirely. Yea, gj on using words you don't understand :D

Nirvana is equal to happiness, which is what he is saying. Aka "the absolute and ultimate achievement in life"

Chalze10 votes

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Nirvana is equal to happiness, which is what he is saying. Aka "the absolute and ultimate achievement in life"

And if Tahm jg doesn't allow you to achieve nirvana I don't know what else would

Saianna2 votes

nirvana is not equall to happiness. Happiness is also an emotion and nirvana tries to cut away any emotions.

GlowingIcefire1 votes

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nirvana is not equall to happiness. Happiness is also an emotion and nirvana tries to cut away any emotions.

Nirvana is equal to happiness. Buddhist beliefs say that to achieve happiness you need to cut yourself off from cravings, desires, etc. I don't know if you actually understand what nirvana/enlightenment is, but try to understand that it is a good thing and it is happiness.

Saianna1 votes

Whatever mate. Whatever. Nirvana means achieving the enlightenment and cutting the neverending circle of rebrith. That is its goal. The happiness you speak of is aristotles golden mean philosophy, if anything.

The part with "nirvana is happiness".. I have no clue where it came from. Most likely a westernization/bastardization of the definition.

GlowingIcefire1 votes

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Nirvana is equal to happiness, which is what he is saying. Aka "the absolute and ultimate achievement in life"

I agree. Nirvana is total enlightenment for the rest of your life, which is a good thing and the whoever achieves nirvana wants to achieve nirvana.

SwiftKitten8814 votes

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Wiki says: (in Buddhism) a transcendent state in which there is neither suffering, desire, nor sense of self, and the subject is released from the effects of karma and the cycle of death and rebirth. It represents the final goal of Buddhism.

In other words you want to cut your rebrith cycle to stop existing entirely. Yea, gj on using words you don't understand :D

maybe its just me.. but IMO if you have to wiki the definition of something.. maybe your not the best person to be telling others "they don't know what "X" means"

Saianna2 votes

I knew that If i'd say those words myself everyone would be like "hurr durr you made this up hurr", so I though, copying part of wiki will solve all those idiocity..

I couldn't have been more wrong lol.

Shazzbot691 votes

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maybe its just me.. but IMO if you have to wiki the definition of something.. maybe your not the best person to be telling others "they don't know what "X" means"

ahem to that.

HonestJohnTheCon9 votes

You DO realize that it's more of an omniscient cosmic super-state, right?

It's not cessation of existence.

PB4UAME3 votes

It's ceasing to exist as such to transcend this realm of existence. Be careful with your wording. It literally is the cessation of existence. Just don't equivocate what that existence means and which existence it is.

spirit cooking3 votes

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It's ceasing to exist as such to transcend this realm of existence. Be careful with your wording. It literally is the cessation of existence. Just don't equivocate what that existence means and which existence it is.

There are moments of nirvana. Its not a state of being. Its a thing you touch on occasions

Yets42401 votes

"Nirvana: a transcendent state in which there is neither suffering, desire, nor sense of self, and the subject is released from the effects of karma and the cycle of death and rebirth." Nirvana is the final goal of Buddhism, where you cease to be a part of this reality and existence and have wholly exited the karmic cycle of death and rebirth by transcending greed, hatred, and delusion-- the negative aspects that cause the cycle of rebirth.

It is the ultimate cessation of this existence, truly and utterly to transcend this reality in its entirety.

Non-buddhists have co-opted the meaning ,much like that of the term 'Karma' to try to somehow apply these concepts to our lived experience and our lives as we live them, but both are concepts that surpass this existence and affect one after this life.

DrCyanide5 votes

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... and the subject is released from the effects of karma and the cycle of death and rebirth.

Is there any more fitting champion than TahmKench to free someone from Karma 's snares and prevent them from having to respawn? I think not.

Yxgl222HaX4 votes

Nobody likes you

420 grams1 votes

{quoted}

Wiki says: (in Buddhism) a transcendent state in which there is neither suffering, desire, nor sense of self, and the subject is released from the effects of karma and the cycle of death and rebirth. It represents the final goal of Buddhism.

In other words you want to cut your rebrith cycle to stop existing entirely. Yea, gj on using words you don't understand :D

I love this forum. Everyone is so butthurt when you point their mistakes :D Downvoting me won't make wiki definition change kids ;)

Nah, it's a rockband

Ariel the Cruel3 votes

Ivern <1-shots scuttles>

XD

OatheSworn2 votes

I don't read patch notes. Stupid right? So if anyone could explain why scuttle is so important that'd be great.

LDG Jiambles2 votes

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I don't read patch notes. Stupid right? So if anyone could explain why scuttle is so important that'd be great.

Both scuttles spawn early on in the game like normal, however they give a bunch more early experience and gold. After both scuttles are dead, only one spawns at a time for the rest of the game on a random side of the river. Since scuttle gives so much more xp and gold, it's good to contest it to keep your jungler ahead and the enemy jungler behind.

MadViking1 votes

Skuttle.

RIP Tahm Kench1 votes

As someone who actually plays tons of jungle Kench: No.

Level 2, if you try to contest any popular jungle (Graves, WW, Xin, Udyr, etc) by fighting them, you will die horribly.

If you attempt to steal the scuttle with Q>W combo (and the enemy jungle is dumb enough to not just bodyblock it), they will then just chase you down and murder you now that you've used both cooldowns.

Even afterward, if the enemy jungle encounters you doing scuttle, your best bet is just to drop it and leave. You can probably beat the enemy jungle 1v1 if they aren't Trundle or Udyr, but it takes so long to kill as Tahm that you're going to get collapsed on by the Zed/Yasuo/Any Burst Mage from mid.

I still think Tahm is a very strong jungler, but it comes through his ganks and not his ability to take scuttle early. Since you can't 1v1 anybody at level 2, your best bet to a smooth jungle experience is to either ward the enemy jungle to find where they are, or to take the 50/50 that they won't come to your side.

Shlongey4 votes

Guess the joke went way over your head

RIP Tahm Kench3 votes

There's a forum for jokes, memes and games. I know the gameplay forum is treated like one giant meme, but I like to think that at least some constructive discussion could be had in here.

lolipopevelynn3 votes

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There's a forum for jokes, memes and games. I know the gameplay forum is treated like one giant meme, but I like to think that at least some constructive discussion could be had in here.

Sure but even still your argument for kench being bad in jg is wrong. After 6 and even pre 6 he can duel alot of champs. Simply build correctly. Most ppl rush cinder and wonder why they cant duel a graves or xin. Try buying coldsteel unstead

RedPannda1 votes

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Sure but even still your argument for kench being bad in jg is wrong. After 6 and even pre 6 he can duel alot of champs. Simply build correctly. Most ppl rush cinder and wonder why they cant duel a graves or xin. Try buying coldsteel unstead

What the heck is coldsteel?

Morgan le Fey1 votes

item 3082 <- that thing's passive.

Aptest1 votes

finally, TK jungle is viable again?

Morgan le Fey1 votes

I mean Atma's is back so... AD TK, the Jungle Juggernaut? :D

SennaFirstPick1 votes

i know this is some next tier shitpost, but actually i've seen few tahm kenches going supp just to take scuttle and give it to the adc for exp and gold.

Summonah123691 votes

This so called king is a fatty.

Zeromatsu1 votes

Syndra summoner 11 try again.

woodvsmurph1 votes

So scuttle is the new Staples easy button?

Pandemic Punch1 votes

I play top lane and tp'd bot side river on a ward at level 2 to help my jungler secure scuttle. Scuttles are the new baron.

BIFF1 votes

Yeah he gets pretty rekt in early trades and his slow clear doesnt help. However maybe when they nerf the scuttle and give us that rapidfire 3 hit rune Kench may be unbenched.

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