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Riot. Just remove Nunu already.

Dealth··2 votes·718 views

This game gets worse with every patch. First Rageblade, now this. Let's just look at Nunu for a second.

First, his passive. After 5 attacks he gets an ability at no mana cost... WHAT? Does Riot not realize what they have done this time? Do they not realize that attacks do damage to the enemy, and if you have 150 attack and multiply that by 5 you get 750. So add 750 extra damage to every ability. PLUS he is basically mana-less because of this.

Second, Consume. WHAT??? He gets a free smite just for pressing q and targeting a monster... And it heals him 250 (+75% AP) health. The LARGEST heal on the game on someone who has TONS of sustain from passive. Add in the 5 attacks from his passive now you have (750+1000) = 1750 TRUE DAMAGE. He can solo dragon with 2 consumes because of this, and still have health to 1v5.

Now lets look at Ice Blast. 240 (+90%) AP damage at 4 second cooldown. Let's assume he has 45% CDR and 500 ability power. In 12 seconds he can Q 5 times with 5 autos inbetween each Q. This means he does 25 Autos and 5 Qs. (25x750=18750 damage) and (690x5) = 3450. So every 10 seconds he does 20,000+ damage. HOW is this fair!?!?!?!?

Finally, his ultimate. 1250 + 250% AP AND HUGE CC BURST CROWD CONTROL FREEZE MINION CLEAR BURST STEALTH REVEAL KNOCKBACK MINI STUN PERCENT HEALTH TRUE DAMAGE SNARE GLOBAL TRUMP DARIUS DUNK TOWER DIVE BLITZ PULL BURST MINION SUPER MONSTER BARON DRAGON GROMP KRUG.

HOW IS THIS FAIR, RIOT? WE DEMAND CHANGE

8 Comments

Dominick Destine4 votes

Meant to be a parody of other threads and it succeeds.

But parody is a cheap, inferior version of the far superior satire. Just replacing one thing with another and blowing it out of proportion (Hyperbole) is enough to engage in parody whereas satire requires an understanding of the subject matter, presenting it in a slightly altered light to bring forth inconsistencies in what is being satirized (Ex: The difference between Airplane and Scary movie type films)

Dealth2 votes

Hey your the lee sin hater guy lol

nice icon

ThatCoolBacon2 votes

Ok sweety, first of all there is no way a nunu is doing 150 damage an auto unless he builds attack damage. and he doesn't even need to auto champs to get the free mana passive, he can auto a minion 5 times and iceblast you and not get in any damage other than the iceblast.

Secondly, nunu can only heal off of enemy minions or monsters, there is potentially a huge area where he can't use that ability, plus it's a melee ability, meaning he has to go and find a minion and get in about his auto range to eat and then at early ranks it's a pretty high cool down spell.

Next, if he can q 5 times and get 5 autos in between every q in the span of 12 seconds, thats a total of 25 autos in 12 seconds making it so he would have to have over 2.0 attack speed and if his iceballs are the things that are doing damage, chances are he is not building attack speed, so lets just throw all of that math out of the window, including him not having any mana costs on his q in that scenario.

Finally, nunus ultimate does only that much damage at max rank if his ult is uninterrupted, the base damage is even less than what you have said, the real base damage is 140.6-1125 and the scaling ap damage and base damage can be lowered by stopping his ult by many ways that most team comps would have (stuns, knockups) and people can just walk right out of it.

No clue why you are making up all of these false statements.

Sariat11 votes

Thanks for saving me the time of writing all this myself.

ThatCoolBacon1 votes

Np fam

Yasuo Noíse1 votes

Tahm is also over powered. Remove him now. after eating you 12 1/2 times and q'ing you ever 5 seconds for 10 seconds with autos in between and using titanic hydra to cancel auto animation He will do 131243 dmg without any items besides titanic hydra Now imagine he has a thornmail and goes devourer. He will easily do 1234213481238 damage if sated. That is why he can solo drag. He can spit scuttle at it every 5 seconds and it does 421 damage to the drag! TahmKench TahmKench TahmKench TahmKench TahmKench

MysteriousBootie1 votes

NUNU IS SIMPLY BETTER THAN YOU! YOU DON'T GET TO SMACK TALK THE STUD HIMSELF! HE IS BIGGER THAN YOU, GETS MORE GIRLS THAN YOU, IS MORE TALENTED THAN YOU! RESPECT THE MOTHA FUCKIN GOD! Nunu Nunu Nunu Nunu Nunu Nunu Nunu Nunu Nunu Nunu

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