Playing tank feels like a punishment...
Well I should restate that, playing anything but a CoC CC tank feels like a self inflicted punishment.
Even the guy that got to challenger on morde, who is a juggernaut, which basically falls under the line of tank....
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That's right, that's basically his core build. I don't really see any tank in there.
In combat sustain- Pretty much nope.
Out damage the enemy through survival - nope
Be a meat shield for your team - you got 2 mayyyybe 3 seconds gl.
Meaningful masteries- well there was that one that gave 300 hp... now 4% damage reduction on 1k damage is 40 soooo pretty much also nope.
Being able to stay alive 2v1 in a gank (which historically is why they went top)- nope
Being able to out manuver the enemy- nope.
1v1 enemy adc because you got 
-nope
So what are they supposed to do?
