Dear Riot: Please Make Another Attractive Female Bruiser Champion

LVL99 Helper TK·Feb 22, 2018·3 votes·621 views

I want a champion who is as beautiful as Riven and has a similar gameplay style as Darius.

That's all I want.

30 Comments

Chembaron YamadaFeb 22, 20182 votes

There are some thematical problems here.

You want a "beautiful girl champion" with the raid boss status of Darius. We have a female raid boss champion in the game. Illaoi

Problem here is: I don't think she matches your criteria of beauty. But the problem is.... these raid boss juggernauts are looking the way they do to fulfill their role fantasy visually.

If you imagine a champion, who is able to fight several enemies at once, while not losing much health, then you don't imagine a slender beautiful girl. You imagine someone bulky. Someone massive. Illaoi is a woman, but she is basically just muscles. She gives you the feeling that she is going to hurt you, while you are not able to scratch her.

It's about thematics in this case.

That being said: What kind of theme and backstory could you imagine, that would make such a slim girly a force on the battlefield? Especially since you want her to stay human.

LVL99 Helper TKFeb 22, 20181 votes

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There are some thematical problems here.

You want a "beautiful girl champion" with the raid boss status of Darius. We have a female raid boss champion in the game.

Problem here is: I don't think she matches your criteria of beauty. But the problem is.... these raid boss juggernauts are looking the way they do to fulfill their role fantasy visually.

If you imagine a champion, who is able to fight several enemies at once, while not losing much health, then you don't imagine a slender beautiful girl. You imagine someone bulky. Someone massive. Illaoi is a woman, but she is basically just muscles. She gives you the feeling that she is going to hurt you, while you are not able to scratch her.

It's about thematics in this case.

That being said: What kind of theme and backstory could you imagine, that would make such a slim girly a force on the battlefield? Especially since you want her to stay human.

Well personally I never enjoyed playing Illaoi because she is way too easy to kite. Did she pop R? Just walk away. My boy Darius is a different level of BEAST. He slows you, he pulls you, and then he just slam DUNKS you. Darius can force a fight, meanwhile Illaoi needs to land poke with Q and E first.

So, Illaoi is not my cup of tea, for being too much of a passive and reactive style of champion. And she is objectively ugly, I mean, I study human sexuality and human biology in college, almost graduated by now. I learned very early on that attractiveness is mostly an objective measurement.

Anyway...

I think it would be easy to create the right theme and backstory for a slim and sexy physically fit, human girl champion, who can be as much of a threat as Darius with his same style of gameplay.

Here are a few examples:

Her mom or dad was a military general and she wanted to be just like him or her, and she put her entire life dedicated to physical training to be the best most elite fighter ever. She trained specifically to be able to take a beating and her muscle mass is very high, so even being slender isn't an issue
Her home village was destroyed by a Noxus army, and before she was killed, she was blessed by an aspect, like Zoe, and given incredible strength. She became invincible, nothing could pierce her armor-like skin, and a soft kick or punch could kill any man.

Bottles The PimpFeb 22, 20181 votes

Camille, Vi, Irelia, Lissandra, Rek'sai(lol), Shyvana... I mean I don't know why attractive would be a prereq but we already have those.

LVL99 Helper TKFeb 22, 20181 votes

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Camille, Vi, Irelia, Lissandra, Rek'sai(lol), Shyvana... I mean I don't know why attractive would be a prereq but we already have those.

Camille isn't attractive Vi is not a duelist Irelia is nice, but not as beautiful as riven and not as good of a duelist as Darius Liss is a goddamn mage, wtf Shyvana is cute but I hate her gameplay style, also not as beautiful as Riven

I said what I meant and I meant what I said.

Make a new female champion, as beautiful as Riven, and with about the same dueling power as Darius.

Bottles The PimpFeb 22, 20182 votes

Vi is a duelist and probably one of the first female bruisers but ok man. Also Lissandra is a bruiser mage. She usually gets pretty tanky. Tankier than more mages. I still don't see what that would be a stipulation but alright man. Good luck lol

LVL99 Helper TKFeb 22, 20182 votes

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Vi is a duelist and probably one of the first female bruisers but ok man. Also Lissandra is a bruiser mage. She usually gets pretty tanky. Tankier than more mages. I still don't see what that would be a stipulation but alright man. Good luck lol

Vi cannot duel Darius, she's a jungler, not a top laner. She is tanky and has a lot of lock down CC for ganking. She isn't designed to be a raid-boss like my boy Darius is. Liss is still a mage though, Mages aren't fun. and by design AD is better at 1v1 than AP

Thanks bro, tbh I think a champion like this would be popular and make Riot a ton of money, tons of people share this fantasy w/ me :D

Bottles The PimpFeb 22, 20182 votes

You said "attractive" female bruiser lol. Not lane or role, and she can duel Darius. Darius also gets dumpstered by plenty of champions so I don't see what makes him a raid boss when other champions can do his role better.

LVL99 Helper TKFeb 22, 20181 votes

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You said "attractive" female bruiser lol. Not lane or role, and she can duel Darius. Darius also gets dumpstered by plenty of champions so I don't see what makes him a raid boss when other champions can do his role better.

I don't know what to say if you can't see how Darius is a raid boss, and I'll clarify: Top lane Physical Damage Tanky Duelist Akin to Darius Who is as Beautiful as Riven

Bottles The PimpFeb 22, 20182 votes

Because he's not. I haven't even seen Darius played in like 2 months. You asked for what I stated and when I told you that exists you start nit picking lol. Illoai is also a strong female duelist that also has a "Dunk" animation and you called her a man, and she's better than Darius right now. So I don't know what to tell you man.

LVL99 Helper TKFeb 22, 20181 votes

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Because he's not. I haven't even seen Darius played in like 2 months. You asked for what I stated and when I told you that exists you start nit picking lol. Illoai is also a strong female duelist that also has a "Dunk" animation and you called her a man, and she's better than Darius right now. So I don't know what to tell you man.

'SHE' is a disgusting looking champion

Here are some attractive champions:

Ahri Riven Xayah Jinx Poppy

My personal favorite is Xayah but have you seen Battle Bunny Riven? :P

saltranFeb 22, 20181 votes

Wait wait are you saying that VI isn't atractive?

Bottles The PimpFeb 22, 20182 votes

She's not a duelist apparently to him.

LVL99 Helper TKFeb 22, 20182 votes

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Camille, Vi, Irelia, Lissandra, Rek'sai(lol), Shyvana... I mean I don't know why attractive would be a prereq but we already have those.

I just feel that Riot doesn't quite have the fantasy champion I really want to play. Poppy is as close as it gets.

I want a female duelist, no holding back on beauty and no holding back on power

KaiokoFeb 22, 20181 votes

What about Camille -- beautiful, powerful, engaging, high skill limit and recently released.

LVL99 Helper TKFeb 22, 20181 votes

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What about Camille -- beautiful, powerful, engaging, high skill limit and recently released.

I want a human ;_;

in the words of Riot Games themselves

"Rito why don't you make more sexy girl champions"

I know we jst got Kai-Sa but I specifically want a tanky duelist (similar to Darius so I can dunk people with a cute girl)

JavelinJoeFeb 22, 20181 votes

Camille is human (mostly).

LVL99 Helper TKFeb 22, 20181 votes

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Camille is human (mostly).

meh

Bottles The PimpFeb 22, 20181 votes

Vi literally does that.

LVL99 Helper TKFeb 22, 20181 votes

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Vi literally does that.

as I pointed out, Vi is a CC lockdown fighter. SHE'S NOT A DUELIST

Bottles The PimpFeb 22, 20182 votes

You realize Attack speed vi is strong right? Not insane but strong enough. She has a Vayne passive if you remember.

LVL99 Helper TKFeb 22, 20181 votes

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You realize Attack speed vi is strong right? Not insane but strong enough. She has a Vayne passive if you remember.

it's designed to finish off a target. she is designed to kill things quickly via ganking

RalanrFeb 22, 20184 votes

Fiora?

Bottles The PimpFeb 22, 20182 votes

I would've mentioned Fiora but I didn't really think she met the bruiser feel. The only reason I included Lissandra is because she can take a little* bit of damage and heal it back if she wanted. She's designed for the front line kinda, but I agree.

LVL99 Helper TKFeb 22, 20182 votes

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Fiora?

Fiora is a hyper-carry, not a bruiser. She's like Yasuo, you know, a melee ADC. Also not as beautiful as Riven :)

Mysticman89Feb 22, 20181 votes

Have you met illaoi? She thicc.

LVL99 Helper TKFeb 22, 20182 votes

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Have you met illaoi? She thicc.

illaoi is basically a man

Bottles The PimpFeb 22, 20182 votes

Wow

Nik NikersonFeb 22, 20181 votes

But why?

LVL99 Helper TKFeb 22, 20181 votes

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But why?

Because we need cute sexy grills to start dunking kids the same way Darius does