RIOT Hates Him! One Weird Trick To Climbing ELO!

69469238DEL1·Mar 3, 2017·147 votes·11,795 views

Play the game instead of typing in chat. [slayer-jinx-wink]

76 Comments

warpenguin555Mar 3, 2017143 votes

BULLSHIT my team needs to know how bad they are and precise details of how I had sex with their mothers. Anybody saying otherwise is lying

TheRiddumMar 3, 20179 votes

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BULLSHIT my team needs to know how bad they are and precise details of how I had sex with their mothers. Anybody saying otherwise is lying

DAD TMI TMI!!!!!

69469238DEL1Mar 3, 201722 votes

honored hehe

SlimegoonMar 3, 20172 votes

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BULLSHIT my team needs to know how bad they are and precise details of how I had sex with their mothers. Anybody saying otherwise is lying

It was from behind in case you were wondering Shaco

RozzetaMar 4, 20171 votes

bg report support no kills no cs.

DeathBot666Mar 4, 20171 votes

I think this is the first time ever I have seen a comment get more upvotes than the actual post it is in.

RiotRiot MapleNectarMar 3, 201759 votes

But how else will my teammates tell me that I'm a monkey with a keyboard? In all honesty though I love this as like...the most basic bit of advice to give someone. The minute one of my teammates starts flaming someone on my team and doesn't seem to be responding to reason I just mute them and move on with the game. Makes me way happier :)

SlashStrikerMar 3, 20175 votes

[{quoted}](name=Riot Asyrite,realm=NA,application-id=3ErqAdtq,discussion-id=y2lOw3NK,comment-id=0008,timestamp=2017-03-03T17:44:30.903+0000)

But how else will my teammates tell me that I'm a monkey with a keyboard? In all honesty though I love this as like...the most basic bit of advice to give someone. The minute one of my teammates starts flaming someone on my team and doesn't seem to be responding to reason I just mute them and move on with the game. Makes me way happier :)

if typing "/mute all" to mute everyone why can't we has a button in-game scoreboard that does the same thing? That would be so much easier and faster than typing

Loon op ZandMar 3, 20175 votes

I just mute them

Don't you mean perma ban them?

Yi BencheikhMar 3, 201724 votes

WHat kind of a fool flames when a rioter is around ?? [zombie-brand-facepalm]

DrCyanideMar 3, 20174 votes

The kind that makes flaming a habit but not reading players names.

Mistress MadokaMar 3, 201721 votes

Tyler1

Sexy Jack RabbitMar 4, 20176 votes

People can't read their mini-maps, you seriously expect them to read summoner names?

AMYS GRAVEMar 3, 20172 votes

Wow they honor your family by calling you a monkey with a keyboard compared to what much of lol chat looks like.

69469238DEL1Mar 3, 20173 votes

my first red response...this is fame boys, we made it outta forum hell

QuickenedBladeMar 3, 20172 votes

[{quoted}](name=Riot Asyrite,realm=NA,application-id=3ErqAdtq,discussion-id=y2lOw3NK,comment-id=0008,timestamp=2017-03-03T17:44:30.903+0000)

But how else will my teammates tell me that I'm a monkey with a keyboard? In all honesty though I love this as like...the most basic bit of advice to give someone. The minute one of my teammates starts flaming someone on my team and doesn't seem to be responding to reason I just mute them and move on with the game. Makes me way happier :)

I went from gold to diamond by not typing

Trias000Mar 3, 20171 votes

I expected you to say that you hate Primordial Hydra

69469238DEL1Mar 4, 20171 votes

Never that bro hehe

LEEROY KLEDKINSMar 3, 20173 votes

[{quoted}](name=Riot Asyrite,realm=NA,application-id=3ErqAdtq,discussion-id=y2lOw3NK,comment-id=0008,timestamp=2017-03-03T17:44:30.903+0000)

But how else will my teammates tell me that I'm a monkey with a keyboard?

I've found my inspiration for a new name for my bronze account.

MonkeyOnPC

Now people can report my account for it being used by monkeys rather than an actual human being.

69469238DEL1Mar 4, 20171 votes

LOL

Jesus is SaviorMar 4, 20175 votes

[{quoted}](name=Riot Asyrite,realm=NA,application-id=3ErqAdtq,discussion-id=y2lOw3NK,comment-id=0008,timestamp=2017-03-03T17:44:30.903+0000)

But how else will my teammates tell me that I'm a monkey with a keyboard? In all honesty though I love this as like...the most basic bit of advice to give someone. The minute one of my teammates starts flaming someone on my team and doesn't seem to be responding to reason I just mute them and move on with the game. Makes me way happier :)

Oh you muted them?

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The only reason I don't mute is because I NEED to yell at them in chat to stop fucking pinging me. If I could 100% hide their pings this game would be 1000x better.

I already play with ping audio muted and the visuals still tilt me.

HueboneMar 4, 20171 votes

You gotta pretend they flame you before they flame you so they feel bad. Tell the enemy team that your teammates called you a knuckle scraping beta chimp and they'll flame each other instead of you, creating a competitive aura and making the game more interesting.

Or the enemy team agreeing but we don't think about it.

VDiddy96Mar 3, 201713 votes

NO! Not the Click-bait! I believed it this time! [zombie-brand-facepalm]

69469238DEL1Mar 3, 20174 votes

get pranked bro

HoodRatTingzMar 3, 20175 votes

kids are bad and they need to know. -tyler1

Rory Fking 1Mar 3, 20172 votes

grugMar 3, 20173 votes

sometimes you just have to flame.

http://i.imgur.com/0fFtvQ8.png

http://i.imgur.com/itK25km.png

multiple seasons in bronze 5, probably playing since season 1 complains that i'm toxic 38mins in because i said 'HOLY SHIT, USE THE SIGHSTONE NEED VISION ASAP'

BALDG1VEN BOOMERMar 3, 20173 votes

Jeez, I would of quit long time ago If I spent 4 seasons in Bronze

grugMar 3, 20172 votes

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Jeez, I would of quit long time ago If I spent 4 seasons in Bronze

since op.gg doesnt show stats pre-season 3.

I actually looked at his stats in the lolclient, he's been playing since 2012 meaning he's been in bronze for 6 seasons now with well over 4000 games played. LUL.

trollin for 6 years at this point

BigBellBruteMar 3, 20173 votes

But everyone needs to know that I do not look down on anyone. They are all equally worthless and the reason why I am not challenger.

And don't use the meaningless excuse that I haven't played my placement matches yet either.

LordGeovanniMar 3, 20173 votes

Play the game instead of Surrender @20. may stumble across a come back win

MostOPNAMar 4, 20173 votes

dude I've played with you so many times, you are the most toxic player I have ever met. Lmao good job showing everyone your troll. #Honored

69469238DEL1Mar 4, 20171 votes

YOOO DAS MA BOI

KrystleMar 3, 20172 votes

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Faceroll TacticsMar 3, 20172 votes

Try any NA server in Dota 2, I legitimately don't think people who speak English play that game in the USA

blueberrypancakeMar 3, 20174 votes

The french canadians in NA tho are greatest.

JE NE COMPREND PAS QUOI IL FAIT

French flaming on NA is so funny once american plebs like me can finally understand

Sun Wu RyuumokuMar 3, 20172 votes

U mean : "Je ne comprend pas se qu'il fait" (i don't understand what's he doing)

I would say any1 don't speaking in english are often toxic ...

blueberrypancakeMar 3, 20173 votes

You really think I pay enough attention in french class kappa

Bouncemaster ZacMar 3, 20172 votes

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Fuck me in advance for being racist right now, but when you get Spanish speaking teammates in EUW, you might as well dodge on spot. Almost every single time, they chat the entire game and throw it when ahead 10k in gold. It is as if we are not playing ranked but it's merely a chatroom. So many bad memories dude.

On the NA server it's people who can only speak Chinese... until they start flaming in broken English.

GayFluffyUnicornMar 3, 20172 votes

so do you have actual chinese people playing on the NA server? Or immigrants in the us? Or even both?

053Mar 4, 20171 votes

I'm Chinese, and I live in China. I play on NA because I only have a Macbook and Garena is Windows only. My English is better than my Chinese anyway. Chinese-only players in NA are actually very rare, because we have high ping (I estimate around 230-300 with better internet and 300-400 when sharing WiFi or with a bad connection). Windows is also definitely the preferred platform in China, so everyone can use Garena. Chinese-only players also probably can't read anything on the client anyway, so they rarely play on NA.

Chinese immigrants in the US are not that rare. I know a lot of people including my family members who live in the US. Of course, though, they all know English.

GayFluffyUnicornMar 3, 20172 votes

i'm german and i HATE playing with germans. And french and spanish people. Also eastern europeans. I guess what they have in common: lil kids can't englando. It really doesn't matter which country, those who can't talk in english and only use their native language are the worst kind of player.

Irelia BotMar 3, 20172 votes

the best on of theses I have seen was kinda in bad tastes

Churches hate him

Find out this one simple trick to make a church disappear overnight

insert picture of Varg Vikernes

DarkfireAMMar 3, 20172 votes

This should honestly be in memes and games, but I think they already disowned this post for being in gameplay...

5000000000000000Mar 3, 20172 votes

"RIOT hates him!" it's funny because Nunu ban was based on not communicating with teammates

PaquayMar 3, 201715 votes

It's funny cause this has nothing to do with Nunu and everything to do with those cheesy banner ads you see on websites. Smh

xelakerMar 3, 20172 votes

I had to click through 4 pages of ads to get to the story! damn clickbait!

69469238DEL1Mar 4, 20171 votes

Get baited

gileskdMar 4, 20171 votes

[{quoted}](name=Primordial Hydra,realm=NA,application-id=3ErqAdtq,discussion-id=y2lOw3NK,comment-id=,timestamp=2017-03-03T11:27:29.014+0000)

Play the game instead of typing in chat. [slayer-jinx-wink]

false, the answer was pre-reworked taric, that's why they changed him galio is also an acceptable answer and they are changing him too hurry before its too late!